I got my license.

or the most sober at least...




just don't get a pickup truck, because then you are a moving service.

 

You should get a tank...

Because the tanks a tank.

 

I can't drive between 1 and 5 in the morning and i can have one friend in the car other than family (no one listens to that law).

 

always thought this was retarded. young drivers can't learn night driving, and if you are out a bit late, you had damn well better stay out all night!

 

Well congratulations Flannelwearin'gal! Drive safely!

 

Psh.
A tank?
Nah man, I'm good with my peice of crap Ford F150.
It's decked out in Betty Boop stuff.

 

uh oh...

just be careful, and don't answer your phone around the end of the month..

 

That's liek 50 r3t4rd3d.

 

why.....

 

end of the month is when leases are up, hence moving time, hence everyone you know calling to say "hey, you have a truck, come help me move my couch!"

of course, once you get there, couch becomes couch, bed, dresser, table, other table, other table, chair, other chair, big screen tv... the list goes on.

 

I'm disappointed with the lack of underage sex in this thread.

 

:iagree:

 

Don't worry, I'm on it.

....On her I mean... Not it.

..damnit.

 

I was about to stuff your bumhole with my meatcucumber, but you are too old.

 

I'll put a diaper on for you if that helps your piledriver grow.

 

That's hot. Can you also make unintelligable sounds and drool a little?

 

I'll drool all over your meatcleaver.

 

Thanks for the lubrification, my pudding-rifle will now enter your wormhole.

 

My turd blossom is ready to dock your stain station.

 

I will fix your ripped starfruit with my superglue.