I want a moustache.

Too bad I can't grow one.

 

Not a fan.

You can't grow one?
Do you even get stubble?

 

Sure but a stubble's weak compared to Magnum over there.

 

Moustaches are for gays and Indians and I am pretty sure you are not Indian.

 

I imagine you can't grow a rocking stash over night friend.

 

I couldn't grow a decent 'stache if I didn't shave for 7 months.

 

they sell them at novelty stores.

 

I would say at age 18 alot are able to grow a reasonable mustache.However in your case give it a little time.With some guys it takes a little longer in the facial hair department.You'll catch up.:cheers2:

 

I want a mustache. At 26, I am completely unable to grow any kind of beard. I know the not-having-to-shave part is pretty sweet, but mustaches are badass and I want to try having one.

 

i really want a beard, but for some reason only goatees are allowed in my industry.

 

I feel your pain Mojo I want one too

 

Who wouldn't?

 

:drool5:

 

Grow a beard like Chris Adler.

http://www.moderndrummer.com/rsrc/updates/1006_ChrisAdler1.jpg

 

... someone had to post it

 

Ofcourse you do.

 

Delicio.

 

It's funny cuz it's true.


My brother has a fackin' awesome beard + moustache.
It's funny. he gets it trimmed free with a haircut.

 

drink milk...

 

That's one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen.


Anyway, I've heard that once you can grow man-like facial hair, you no longer grow. Since I'm only 5'9", that's a bit comforting. I have a chance to stretch.