it's been a couple days since my last shower. and i'm going through a lot of stress right now. wow do i stink. i usually don't stink at all when i don't shower for a couple days. but now...wow. lol do i get my hippie points for this?
I got like that when I was driving my sister's car to pick her up from the hospital after she gave birth and ran out of gas at the busiest intersection in town. you get hippie points. shower use anti-perspirant.
QUIT using DEODORANT, AND deodorant soap. You do NOT "stink" ~ you smell like YOU. A week without deodorant and deodorant soap, a change to NATURAL fabrics, like cotton, and, VOILA You fuckin' smell SEXY, dude... 4 real. Try it, and let me know how many women went absolutely CRAZY over you, after the week. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
lol. dude, i do reek. the people i live with are even complaining. i know. i need to. i'm planning on it before i go out tomorrow (today technically). it's gonna be embarassing if i don't.
Doctors: It is in their BEST INTERESTS for you to "have" something. Dentists: It's in their BEST INTERESTS for all of your teeth to fall out. LOOK, just look, okay, at what the motovations are. Dear God, Please wake up. "THEY" are in it for the frickin' bucks. If you're A-Okay, they lose. MONEY. And if YOU are willing to get between a person and their (EXPECTED) earnings? Guess what? You fuckin' lose.
damn straight! i'm gonna go be a nice guy and run in front of traffic now. the docs will love me for it! lol
Just guess how much "stock" i place in ANY roommates opinion of me... They can move if i smell too horribly. No shit. Are you doing the natural fabrics thing? Silk, cotton, there are a BUNCH of nats out there. i'm allergic to pretty much everything, but naturals are, well, natural. They won't add anything, nor will they make your natural phermones smell "bad." We DON'T smell bad, folks. We smell like US ~ one person, one scent. You're fucking yourselves over by not KNOWING what the peeps that you have to do with smell like. How in the WORLD do you know who they are??? (Yeah, that's a real question, 'cuz if i can't smell your scent? YOUR scent. No. You're trying to hide. Good luck with that. Give me REAL peeps, who smell like something other than perfume. Want to get real? LET's.
Actually, Ran, they would. Especially if you go to a Teaching Hospital ~ they're real in to experimentation, and they don't give a rat's banana if they fuck you, but good. It's sad, sweetie ~ It's sad enough to cry over, pray over, just feeling like lying down and going going on beyond this, 'cuz it sux.
wow this tread got far.. Go get a bath dood,, you smell like cheese so bad the rats here are ready for a raod trip..
There was this resident the hospital and he was crazy, never shower.. we be like come on earl let get a shower and hed fight and stuff.. they have to literally strap him to restraint chair and give him a bath... he was retarded .. I figured you guess that.. dont be a retard get a bath.. D:
wows my spelling sucked theres. .olo. hahah, I could stop laughing g .. See whys I dont tell hospital stories..
.. but I bath on my own.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9d7rSf_Ks you have to know what that link is just by guessing..
lol, yeah. i think i'm gonna take me a shower...here in a couple hours...hopefully. some axe conditioning shampoo and antibacterial soap. and some sort of deoderant. it's crazy how bad stress can make you smell. i've gone longer than this with no shower and no one complained.
