Stoned on a Saturday afternoon

I am new, just got my name the other day..I accidently ran into this site searching out information about lawn jockeys and so here I am making this post.

 

Well congrats on finding us (kind of lol). Are you a guy or a gal?

 

I am a gal, girl. woman and I like it

 

only about a week so far. it really wasn't hard; i think it would have been much worse if i didn't allow myself that bedtime bowl...

the first couple days were a little weird, but really not hard at all, just kind of different. besides the brief morning nausea, i actually feel better this way.

 

What the hell is a lawn jockey?

 

GeeOhhN is a lawn jockey.

 

I spent most of the day high. I am also looking forward to getting blazed when the storm comes in....if it does...waiting on the words from the monkeys on that.

Being stoned on Saturday is indeed a very fine thing.

 

i think it's one of those negro midget statues that holds a lantern...

 

It's been a week.

I have work. :ack2:

(It's also 10:27am)

 

You must have some real good stuff. :tongue:

I'm curious to know as well.

 

oh, i've got some great stuff all right, and i don't mean weed...


and i was right:

 

first comment: i have great things in my pants.

second comment with picture: that's a lawn jockey.

 

WTF?

 

are lawn jockeys really that uncommon? i've known at least a couple people who had them...

it's just a yard ornament, like a gnome or a flamingo...

 

This is the dude I am getting

 

AHH!

gay lawn midgets

gotcha.

 

I've never seen one in my life

 

south reno, near caulighn ranch parkway. they're still tricky to spot and creepy as fuck though.

 

here is one out in the middle of the desert