if you died today, what kind of secret stuff would they find?

if you died and your family and friends had to go through all your stuff, what secret things would they find among your possessions? something that nobody would expect you to have?

there isn't much i keep secret, but my family would probably be surprised to find my midget porn and my big black strap on

oh and my copy of 'beaches' on dvd

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lots of seeds and stems..other than that I am pretty clean..I threw all the bad stuff away a few years ago cause I thought I was going to die and would not want it to be found..

 

Hi,

they will find a suitcase with scruffy socks and underwear from my journey this week. Oh, and they will find Elmo.

Regards
Gyro

 

My friends and family would find my Journal, making a couple people feel very awkward, And they would find my collection of sex stories I have written.

 

just my panties

but they already know about them

 

my journals

 

well. a lot of incriminating evidence about my ex husband in my journals, He is the sole source of all my mental anguish. I don't think I have anything strange. I hope they find my baby raccoon so it doesn't starve. Okay I know a baby raccoon is strange but, I have been doing wildlife rehabilitation for over a decade and my family is used to it. Oh yeah and my digital camera is full of pictures that I took of my own boobs, I get bored easily.

 

Well, seeing as I live with my boyfriend and we really have no secrets...he wouldn't find anything. However, if we all died, they'd find a bong, a few pipes, some weed most likely, some vibrators, most of them broken...and my journal from high school...but that's it.

 

OH! how could I forget the vibrators? and the mask with no eye holes, just a mouth hole..haha

 

Nothing secret... I doubt the weed pipe would surprise anyone. Some pictures, nothing nude, but some racy shots... I still don't think anyone would be surprised.

 

Absolutely nothing incriminating. I always destroy the evidence :cheers2:

 

When the cops raided our house, I could tell when they found my vibrators, because they were all snickering like 6 year olds with a fart joke. It was probably the only really funny thing that happened that night, except watching the fat cop huff and puff all over because we didn't have the best a/c that year...lol. Well, and watching them leave all pissed off because the only thing they seized was a bunch of bongs and a gram of pot when they were sure they were going to find a massive distribution point...Aaahhh. lol

 

I don't have any secret stuff hubby doesn't know about.
If we both went people might be surprised by the porn or adult toys....or not, doesn't everyone have a little collection now adays?

 

you could post them in the body thread =). or not.

For me they would find a lot of saved "taboo" sex stories and other "taboo" porn. And a lot of my poetry which at times can be grosely grotesque.

 

haha..sounds like some top notch detective work going on there

 

my friend died in august and i had to clean his room and distribute his stuff among his friends and family...i found his porn collection. it was enough to crash a pentagon supercomputer. i mean you could stack the dvds and it would be taller than i am. not to mention what was saved on the computer and the two full cases of dvds that i already knew about and the 50 pound bag of dildos, vibrators, and assorted other sex toys and lubes


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Would they find the rape story I wrote for you? [if you remember. xD]


They'd find a fuckload of stuff on my computer but they'd have to root around really. No porn. A bunch of hilarious ictures which feature swearing. They'd find some writing, they'd find in my room loads of papers where I get bored and just write my thoughts down. I guess they'd find loads of stuff about me which I never plan for them to see but nothing x-rated.

 

Wow, my best friend died in July last year and I'm not sure she had much stuff, she was living in cars in California the last I heard from her, but I always wondered if her parents found anything weird in the things they did have of hers, lol.

 

i don`t know. all the secrets will die with me i guess.nothing material will show i had secrets.

 

I live with my fiance and I have no secrets from him so he wouldn't find anything discriminating. However if my parents went through my stuff I think they'd be quite shocked to find bongs, sex toys, naughty lingerie and other dressing up stuff.. I wouldn't care if my friends found that stuff but I'd rather not have my parents going through it.