haha this is a little old, it happened a few months ago... Its not to complicated/ basically, i grew a sprout in a cup in my house, eventually i wanted to move it outside but it was to cold, so i pulled the plant and put the cup of soil under my sink in my bathroom and forgot about it becuase i was like, eh its just soil... WRONG!!! Fast forward like 3 months... I was chilling on the computer then I hear my mom WHERES ALL THE ASPRIN!!! Then like a minute later.... I think I hear her say to my dad "did you see jasons failed pot plant attempt???" At this point i was like WHAT!?!?!?! DID I JUST HEAR THAT!?!?!?!? ...NO (insert eek face here, i guess im limited to 4 and i have 5...) Not long after... mom comes into this room... eh it was a while ago so i dont remember exactly how it went something like this: Mom- What are you doing trying to grow POT! Me- .........Nothing Mom- Whyd you do it??? Me- I Dont know to see if it would actually grow? IDK what happened here so ill skip ahead Mom- YEAH I KNOW WHAT THAT IS, I KNOW WHAT A POT SEED LOOKS LIKE (she used to fucking smoke alot and my dad used to deal a long time ago) Me-...... Mom- So whered you get the seed HUH!?!?!? Me- I dont know.... Mom- TELL ME WHO Me- NO ONE!!! Mom- YOUR GROUNDED! Me- Why??? Mom- FOR LYING TO ME!!!! Me-...!??!.... What!!! Mom- GET OFF MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! Isnt that some bull shit. "For lying to me" More like I would have gotten grounded anyway b ut getting grounded for lying sucks much more for actually doing something thats considered "bad" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........ yes i can laugh at this because NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME!!!! :cheers2: AMAZINGLY!!! Actually it happened like 2 weeks before my birthday so I think she was like... he cant be grounded on his birthday. or something like that. Another thing that might help was I had a long convo with my dad about weed and he basically said he does it sometimes and doesnt care if I do as long as its not everyday. But he was also really drunk and said that he wouldnt ever mention it to my mom, and I shouldnt either becuase she trys to act like they never did anything wrong. And besides that, she had her one friend over not long after this happened, which is my brothers friends mom, and my mom had her friend say "Hey farmer brown, i hear the crops not good this year" I just smiled and was like... what ever.. ............. you bitch... lol. but i didnt say that. I just walked away. But after she saw my reaction she called my mom an ass because she knew id be embrassed by it.. And what really pissed me off was that IT WASNT FAILED!!!! I ABORTED!!! lol... I wanted to say that but i never did... AND to add to the twist. when i heard it i texted my friend i was like... i think my mom just found my seed Funny shit is!!! LUCKY ME!!! I swear to god, at the same time I had a seed germinating in one of my drawers, wraped in a papertowel sitting under some shit in the drawer. All along i thought THAT was what she found. After i went to my room I looked in the drawer, cause i was saying to my friends, how the hell did she find that its not like its easy to find (and this spot was the first time there, all other times it was way harder to find) So i was like JUST MY LUCk... Well i go in there and look, ITS STILL THERE!!! i was like.... wait.... what did she find then??? OMFG!!! FACEPALM!!! That shits been there for like three months and now im getting in trouble for it!?!?! But yeah, thank god i didnt say anything like THATS JUST GERMINATING or ITS NOT FAILED. whew. that coulda gotten alot worse..... I think thats basically it... I got off good considering my moms so crazy... And idk.. im bad at story telling but like every like few days after it happened she was like Your still getting punished for what you did. I didnt for get. and shit like that. : )
under normal conditions I would probably say, "damn man that sucks" but ... you did leave it there for 3 months so I'm just gonna go with haha
yeah, honestly i didnt know there was like, the seed casing in there. she must have dug around for it... either way it was stupid.
hey im telling you not to lie to your parents, you respect them theyll respect you, especially if your parents were pot heads theyll be good, it just takes them some time to understand that your growing up and pot is apart of that process.
