I don't really like cake either. I was a cake decorator for years, and my family still comes to me for the fancy cakes, but I am always worried that they don't taste good because I don't like cake. I feel you. Cupcakes are different and I do like them. They bake up lighter and have a different texture because of their size. I don't like chocolate very much either, except once a month...so I keep a stash. And it has to have other ingredients, like caramel and peanuts...straight up chocolate = uke:
I've only once tried cheesecake, but didn't really like it. I adore chocolate cake though ! I could eat it every day. And marble cake.
cakes are good. chocolate is gross. chocolate cakes are ok, but worse than vanilla, and much worse than cheesecake. i think it's a side effect of having a penis.
Everyone likes cake.... You might not want cake right now... And that's okay.. But everyone likes cake.