Last dream you had

The last (Memorable!) Dream I had involved a very nice European Actor, don't worry it was all very innocent! But oh so nice, it was one of those dreams you REALLY don't want to wake up from! :angelsad2:

 

I was swimming around alone and naked in a dirty lake, sobbing and saying "I have distemper...why oh why do I have distemper?" Then I started to wake and I said "this dreams fucking ridiculous, thats not even a human disease" and I got out of the lake and told myself to wake up, so I did

 

A giant was standing over me, crumbling pieces of cheddar cheese onto my face and doing an evil laugh. It stank and I was starting to choke on it, so I screamed out to my husband "stop him fucking throwing cheese on me!" So he had to pretend to shoo the giant away and brush off the cheese before telling me to go back to sleep

 

That sounds absolutely disgusting. Ewww.



My last dream involved me becoming a teacher.
What a nightmare that was.

 

i dreamt the other night that i was working in the mess and all the sgts turned into little rag dolls and they were all getting drunk and the bar and i was carrying them all back to there rooms, then one propositioned me in the hall and i had to explain that he was a rag doll..............................very odd.

 

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That's what I was thinking....you can't crumble Cheddar! Cheshire cheese would have been a much more suitable cheese to crumble...Silly giant!

 

I think he had a grater aswell! Maybe he had Cheshire for the bits he was crumbling...I think he was just an all round cheese giant, probably had some Edam stuffed in his pockets. Im just glad he didnt bring the Camembert:ack2:

 

Thats pretty freaky Opelz!
God, some peoples dreams...

 

My doctor was telling me I had to watch CSI Miami twice a day because theres a guy in it with red hair

 

I wish I lived in your head Maxi!

 

I was being blood-sucked by a vampire and squawked "Help! Help!" until I woke up

 

The British Soldiers in Afghanistan didn't have enough helicopters and I had to find some for them.

 

After a minute you would beg to come out.
After half an hour you'd be drooling and trying to climb up the walls (of my head) whilst making noises like a chicken
Im pretty sure

 

Noo:willy_nilly:

 

i dreamt i was on x factor and i had a hairband on that was slipping into my eyes aas i was dancing in front of the audience.When i woke up I had a scarf tangled up on my head

 

Erm, for some reason I had dismantled some sash windows at work, and was trying to put them back together. Couldn't do it.

 

Wedding night and wife walks into hotel room to find her husband and friend doing it to two girls on the beds.

 

I had a dream that I told my boyfriend I didn't want him talking to his ex anymore. He told me I was too jealous and the only way to solve it was for me to talk to her. I really didn't want to, so he captured me and took me to her. She was on a boat in the middle of the ocean, so we couldn't get to her. He said, "well, i guess she is busy, we will just have to wait." So we sat there and watched her swim and he said, "she's so beautiful, she's like a penis to the sea. That's something you could never be, because you can't swim." Then I got really angry and left and he chased after me saying , "wait! you're ruining everything! We have to wait until she is finished!"

 

I had a dream that my eyes where shutting & i where trying too run, yet i couldn't.

Oh i hate those dreams!