What would you change about yourself?

I'd like a vag...right above my peen

 

I wish i didnt procrastinate everything

 

I'd like to be better at engaging in the present moment and enjoying it.

 

Me too.Reminds of that bit in Star Wars when the young Darth Vader wants to be trained by Yoda(Christ I'm turning into a philosopher geek )

Must be an ADD thing.I think morning cardio blasts really help focusing on the moment.

 

I was kidnapped by Lady Gaga.And had mine stolen...

 

I'd turn my body back to age 25 and rip the knob off...

 

To be honest, I wouldn't change anything.. I know, I know.. But still, if I were to change the things I didn't like, then what would really be the point of that.. I wouldn't have things perhaps to strive for, or things to learn..perhaps I even wouldn't be the person I am today or will be down the road.. I honestly wouldn't change anything about myself or my dysfunctions...

 

I'd like a larger penis than MysticalShroom's. This one is embarrassing.

 

longer hair
get rid of the beauty mark above my lip

i wish i was more spontaneous

 

you could always pray to mine, I could place a kneeling pad underneath and let my ball sweat baptize you while you pray to it...

 

Baptized in babelicious ballsweat. I am soooooooo there...

 

ok honestly, I just clicked last page on this thread... and I must say I feel a bit like I must be interrupting something.

 

Zoomie and ballsweat?

I'm there.

 

Mojo showering in ballsweat??
I'm there, too

 

Naedhippie watching me shower in Zoomie's ballsweat?

We have a party, people.

 

this is so my scene

 

i want better skin and bigger boobs.

 

shit.
Can I have your skin and boobsize then?

I really would love better skin

 

if you really want it it is all yours. i think the T sopt on my face and my cheeks is the devils terytory. in a few years my pores will be like craters if i don`t do something about it!!!

 

I would give myself the ability to change my genetic structure, from guy to girl. I would do this so that I could enjoy both guys and girls in a more complete way, with more ease in public, without having to pay a toll and so the guys who think I am about to rape them because I eyed anything about them, without repressing myself, do not feel like I am about to rape them. Fuck is that ever annoying.

Also I would like the ability to put my aging process into hyper drive and hyper regression. I like to act and say whatever comes to mind, sometimes I forget I am in public and people feel threatened by it and sometimes just plain jealous. However, if I were an old man, I could say whatever comes to mind and people would take it into account and not freak out. If i was a kid they would just brush me off, instead of hackling me. Actually the kid one is sick, its like the ultimate, because I would be able to express anything and no one would try to take me for a ride and annoy me.