what cool things do you want to do?

heres my list:

skateboard
windsurf
surf
bungee jump
arm wrestle a chimpanzee
sell carrots on sticks as a living
ride a hairy tractor

 

ride in a kangaroo's pouch
get married
smoke with katt williams
sell my own art work
love life

 

I want to rock a show in front of thousands of people.

 

squat and deadlift 600lbs +
a HALO jump
shoot someone

 

Also, I'd love to be able to flip a car over and then spin it. That would be crazy.

 

I wanna be the mutha fuckin best mutha fucka in the mutha fuckin world!

 

thats a lot of mothers to fuck!

 

I still want to dine at the little A' Le' Inn near Rachael Nevada



Hotwater

 

Skydive
Eat 50 steaks at one setting
Have 57.5 children
Ejaculate on a newborn baby's face
Kill all Muslims
Find and re-kill the Christ.
Make soap out of all the fat people out there.

 

Slaughter fleeing peasants from horseback with o fortuna playing in the background (preferably from speakers mounted in helicopters that are passing overhead strafing the other peasants.)

 

*throws a duck at your face*

 

adventure diving in the old mines
(need scuba lessons first)

 

wow i feel almost normal now

 

Thru-hike the Appalachian Trail, the Continental Divide Trail, the Pacific Crest Trail and paddle a canoe down the Mississippi River from Minnesota to the Gulf of Mexico. And sail from Annapolis through the Panama Canal, and on to Hawaii and Australia.

 

i would also like to breed a duck with a shark to make a a fish with flippers

 

I'm pretty satisfied.