you're mean. i have met a lot of mean people but you're the meanest. you're meaner than adolph hitler. i am telling jesus on you!
i only want money to feed my ducks....nothing more...i love my ducks please just help me out...just buy my carrots...
Well, my answer to your original question, is no. I would not buy a giant golden carrot on a stick. This seems more appropriate in like... the mind fuck thread.