wtf? Okay, dude, if you really want to feed your ducks, get a real job. If you've tried everything you can, and you seriously are selling giant golden carrots as a last resort, then I apologize and wish you the best of luck. Otherwise, this thread is a fucking joke.
omfg! wtf r u trying to do! i am here trying to sell my golden carrots an dyou come in here like oh you can't do that your job sucks and no wyoure trying to scare away my customers! mr.jesus will be very upset.
no you! learnt! i do have real customers....i think they are real. they are blue. not like sea blue but like yellow blue.
no such thing. and no, i wouldn't pay a buck for a damn carrot. and a carrot on a stick? why? carrots are already sticks....its not like they're hard to handle anyway i'm not a big fan of carrots usually, but they're good in soups and stews. same for parsnips.