Just got a few hits off my one hitter that I scavenged from the corner of my bed drawer...sick! So now I'm feeling acceptably toasted. A lot better than when you get like half a hit of some microscopic amount of herb and are in some disappointed semi-sober/semi-high trance. Well, here it goes. I'm about to go to bed so I'll tell you guys a story about my 4th of July. My 4th of July wasn't too exciting. It was rather boring, actually. That's alright, though, because I rolled with my friend the night before (check out my post in the MDMA forum for that!) and had just been chilling with him and another friend for the entire day. We also managed to find some dank, which was really nice, because it's super dry around here. Then there was a free cookout at the pool, which was awesome of course. I got a few burgers and hotdogs in me, and then we went back to my friend's house to chief again. We proceeded to chill there until later that night, when my friend had a few people over. 15-20 I'd say. Not really my type of thing, the girls didn't interest me and I didn't feel like drinking. I still had maybe .3 of some dank which I was planning to save and really I just wanted to get a ride home. Anyway, I am rambling like a stoned fool. My point is, this all leads up to something which may entertain your patient (for getting this far) ass temporarily, which is why I'm writing this post. So at my friend's house, two of the dudes left to go pick up some herb. They took about an hour, but when they came back I saw them and came outside. I am pretty friendly with these guys, we don't hang out much unless we see each other somewhere, but our "groups" smoke occasionally with each other. They are pretty friendly guys. M and G are the ones that got the herb. Me: Hey, what's up guys? M&G: Yeah, we just picked up this quarter to some girl and pinched some out. Me: Oh? How is it? M&G: It's some high mids but whatever, we got a good amount. It's (name), you think she's knows shit about weed? Then we both let out a laugh. Me: Nice going, I'm hoping we can roll a dutch or maybe get (friend's) chillum. That sound good to you guys? And they agreed. So then we went out to my friend's backyard patio and searched for the best piece. Meanwhile, G showed me the bag. "Nice," I said. "That's a good 2.5." Which it was. Here's where shit went wrong. I reached into the bag to pull out a nug to inspect, and did the pinky grab. I grabbed a nug, .2 max, and curled it up in my pinky, then put the other nug back in. Walking away, I maneuvered the smaller nug into the bag where the rest of my dank was. OK, I know. It's fucking despicable and selfish. What I did was totally douchebaggish. This guy was going to smoke me out and I stole from him. So why did I do this? Well, this is no real moral justification, but I have taken a few "tiny nug grabs" before. Sometimes it's just nice to get some extra herb, and right now it's dry as hell in town. That said, looking back, what I did was totally fucked up. Firstly, I already had a little dank of my own and second, this dude was bout to smoke me out. I am usually a stand up guy. I try to do what's right, without ripping people off, and have a reputation for fairness. So I swear to you all, right now I will never ever steal bud from someone who's smoking me out again. Cause that shit is just wrong. But, to my surprise, as I was turned around, G called back to me. He said, "Really, (name)" in an accusatory voice. Of course right now I had a hunch that I was about to get fucked and that he had seen my finger go into the bag, but actually what was in store was much worse. "Look at this shit," he said, showing me the bag. In the time that I took to walk and come back (30 seconds to a minute), an entire G had gone missing! This shit was WAY short. I tried to smooth my way out of it, and we continued the discussion inside. After a bit of me denying it, we both decided to go outside. Me: Hey, listen man. I'm gonna be straight up here. yes, I did pinch a bit from your bag ok. listen, I am really sorry about this. this is fucked up and I want to make things right, ok? So I want to smoke you out with this dank G is known for having a temper and so he started going off about "I don't care man, I want my herb back! Just put it in the fucking bag!" He said as we sat down, so I got up and put the small nug in the bag, which was on a table. [NOTE: G did not see this, somehow, even though I did it immediately after he told me to put it back] So now, I thought everything was OK. So we went back inside, but he was still mad. Because apparently, he was still asking me to put the herb back in. I told him truthfully everything that happened, but he insisted that I must have hidden the "big nug" in the bag somewhere to pick it up later and that I was too embarrassed to admit it this late. I looked at the bag. It finally sunk in to me how much was missing. Before that I didn't really look at the bag, and the amount I took wasn't really noticable, so I was just trying to convince him that the nug in my bag was all mine - but he didn't even see that, so it didn't matter. After 15-30 minutes of us repeating the same things over again, he went outside to chill out and came back in. he told me that he believed I was telling the truth now, but the thing is, no one can figure out what happened to his herb. The whole thing almost looked like a setup, because suddenly I looked like a thief AND a liar. My story was so unbelievable, but it was the truth. So I gave him what was left of my dank and told him today that I owe him a fat smokeout. Do you guys think I've done the right thing? and WHAT THE FUCK happened to that herb? Whatever happened, it fucked me over, because he never would have noticed if more wasn't missing. But hey, you live and learn, right? Night all :hat:
Think so man? Last month or so has been pretty bad for me. My zong got stolen, 2 ounces got stolen, I got ripped off in hawaii, and a friend who owes me several hundred probably won't be able to pay me back all of it for a while. That's a hell of a lot of karma to pay! I must have done some bad shit!
only if you just accepted what you had left, a tiny bit of dank...you could of had your tiny bit of dank for when you got home then wake n baked with the rest of it, but no you had to be greedy and try to get more iv been in your situation before, and yes its nice to get free herb believe me, free bud just taste so much better then bud you actually paid for but long story short, just enjoy what you have
