-loads the bong and passes that one the other way- -tokes the shit out that blunt- -rolls another one and passes it the other other way-
Got the megamunchies, off out to get a bacon double cheeseburger and coke. Anybody else want anything?
[REALLY fat cop busts in] "Alright kids, I know your smoking reefers in here!" [I take a doughnut, wave it in his face, and throw it out the window, he goes after, and lands in a garbage truck]