Creepiest/ weirdest person you've ever met

oh yea thats right you're from the U.K....my bad

 

Never been to the UK. Not really interested in going.

 

When I was in high school a girl that sat next to me in English at her hair. I don't mean 1 or 2 strands, but a wad at a time. She was seeing a doctor for it. She had all these bald patches all over her head and stuff. That was pretty creepy.

And, a neighbor of mine walks around talking to trees and the dumpster. One night he was walking around and said 'Hi, how are you?' Of course I told him I was fine and asked how he was, he then said 'I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to that person behind you.' But, there was no person behind me....it was around 10 pm and people were already inside.
He used to be smart in school, from what I've heard. But, he got ahold of a bad drug and it messed his mind up.

 

lmfao

 

Learn to 'fake' quote me correctly before actually trying it prick

 

what the hell are you talking about?

 

Shhh... You're not supposed to tell anyone.

 

There was a guy in my philosophy class that used to stare at me and sigh. He asked me if I wanted to watch him and his friends play D&D...I said no, so he stalked me all semester and tried to stalk me the next semester. I started parking in different parking lots after that and going to class last minute.

Another was a girl that I liked talking to about academic things. She had a laugh like Butthead and would follow me around as well. My friends and I called her the parasite. She even stalked me online. The last straw was when she started dressing like me. I thought she was going to attempt to reenact Single White Female.

 

i think that i am probably the weirdest person i know

 

that's a toughy. i'd say either a convicted rapist (among other sex-related things) or one of the many gay dudes who's tried to seduce me. i've seen some creepy shit.

 

Oh my god, lol, there was a group of kids at my high school and I called them the "leeches" because as soon as you showed them the slightest bit of warmth, they'd latch onto you like you were their new best friend. And they were really really creepy...they were all incredibly pale (which is funny that it was scary, because my friends and I did the goth thing in school), and they played with Pokemon cards and action figures at lunch. One was on the speech team and in theatre with me and at one of the speech tournaments, he came up and started rubbing my back, which was a little creepy, but my back was sore, so I let him continue until the little creep tried to put his hand up my shirt. He smelled like Red Hots...and then we were cast as husband and wife in the school play that year. *shudders*

 

LMAO...not Michael again!

 

He smelled like red hots. lmao.

 

He did! Or was it Hot Tamales? It was one of those cinnamony candies..

 

I had a pretty good mental pic of the pale, touchy feely kid...but when I could almost smell red hots I lost it.

 

the short old mexican guy who came up to me in kmart one time and tried to kiss me. he dressed as an amish farmer.
true story

 

Oh! I forgot the old black man in Walmart that offered to be my sugar daddy. I couldn't get away from the guy fast enough.

 

people this crackwhore in NYC with a knife she directed at me.

 

that guy looks like this crackhead i know....
his baby is cuter than that one tho. maybe i am not the weirdest person i know. at least not the most fucked up