say you live...

in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of uptight think my shit dont stink bitches...what would you do to amuse yourself while fuckin with them?!

seriously....

i need some creative ideas to mess with these people but nothin to obvious that'll bring too much heat to me...

come'on now, you crazy bitches are full of nutty ideas..........


lay em' on me:cheers2:

 

Rub my clit.

 

spell something on there lawn with sticks or stones or just put random letters

 

Depends. Describe the people and their quirks.

The reaction is much better if it's more personal.

 

fork them

 

I only live by dumbass rednecks. I drive down the gravel driveway 30 mph so I can dust their trucks....they are the kind of people that have to have a perfectly clean vehicle. I do so enjoy pissing them off like that.

 

Spread a bunch of bird food over their lawns.

Ever seen The Birds?

 

put a bunch of birth control pills( ie female hormones) in the drinking water.

 

i find just being myself fucks with them well enough. they cant stand the fact that a dirty dreadlocked hippie lives near them.. how dare i be able to afford to live where they do..

 

Absolutely. Spread a blanket on the lawn, spread em and diddle the bean.

 

i wear strange clothes give them something to talk anout..

 

i wear no clothes , give them lots to talk about..

 

We must live in the same town! . I like to tell the holier than though christian ladies when they go on about people's private shit 'I don't part take in talk like that. It's not godly behavior'. I've said this about 10 times since moving here and the look on their face is priceless.
I also enjoy low cut shirts that make their husband's stare at the californian they think is so vile.
My best revenge is being happy regardless of their shit attitudes and shit town.

 

Let your dog in the backyard while they're skinning a deer in their's. Apparently when people skin deer they need silence.

 

Throw blueberries at the hidieous unantural fibered clothes they hang on their fence to dry?

 

Crank up Justin Timberlake (come on, tell me you've never jammed out to cry me a river) when they put they're Willie Nelson on 'We don't smoke no Marijuana'.

 

That'd be awesome- I like watching the birds in the yard

 

You're a hippie though.

Most people get mad about overwhelming amounts of bird poop on their cars.

"wah!" :biggrin:

 

ahahahahah bella, ive already fucked with em like that....first day here i went to the store in a tiny little sun dress, and thats all....i really mean thats allllllllll the looks these women gave me was unbelievable....i just laughed to myself cause it's 30 fuckin degrees and theyre wearing jeans and sweaters....i could tell just from those reactions that im not welcome here by them, the men are a whole other story of course.....

sticks and stones on lawns are amateur ...sorry fitz

and to the lame fuck who said rub my clit....i do that all the fuckin time, but thanks for nothin

 

ohhh treehugger, that rings true around here too....shiny cars, i shall dirty them up!! thanks you sexy bitch, ill definitely use that one!