spiritual enlightenment

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by KARMASTRIKES, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. KARMASTRIKES

    KARMASTRIKES Member

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    ok i am headed to Marin County or to Strawberry Valley, California to find spiritual enlightenment but what do i do??? smoke a lot of weed and wander around try and get in touch with my inner being?
     
  2. carpet cleaner

    carpet cleaner Member

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    I think they sell it on the internet
     
  3. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    No, drink a lot of whiskey and touch young children.
     
  4. moonlightdelerium

    moonlightdelerium Senior Member

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    Let go of all earthly attachments.
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I agree with Derek :D



    lmao...I'm moving to somewhere around Marin County, prolly more into the city, and I figured that if you want to find enlightenment you'd move to a place that has no people, not a lot...

    Hmm...to help you on your quest....get really drunk, put on a blindfold, and run around some mall with scissors. The first 10 people you stab you are supposed to make love to. You'll find true enlightenment then!
     
  6. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    Please do not come. We do not want you here. The last thing the Bay Area needs is more pot heads.

    By the way, if you have to ask strangers over the internet how to reach "enlightenment," you obviously have a loooooong way to go.
     
  7. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Hahaha :D
     
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