How many flirtable girls on here are actully old pervert men?

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Gumby, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    I was just wondering, how many members on here who claim they are femail, posting pics are actually guys. What do you think?

    The reason I ask is because I met someone on line once in the same city and it was sending me pictures and when we met up, that motherfucker looked like a straight up mannequin with a fucked up wig and fucked up make up. The pictures were obviously fake. The fucker even had parts of a 5 o'clock shadow going because I guess he missed a few spots.

    I was so pissed, I went to the bathroom and called some friends and told the where to meet me and what time. I was packing heat at the time so I asked if it wanted to roll to my place downtown Long Beach. I got in the car and we went to an apartment building parking structure, parked got out. When we got out my friends were waiting and tackled the fool stripped him naked and tied him up with duct tape.

    We ended up getting a quarter ounce of speed from him, a glass pipe with a bunch of speed in it and a little over $380 in cash. As for the car, off to the chop shop in Compton. We ended up getting a cool 5 grand for a nice 2001 Toyota Solara. No weapons ever drawn. This happened back in mid 2001.

    My friends never let me live that one down, to this day I get shit!
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  2. wally m

    wally m 14

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    I'm a hawt grrrr playing a perverted old guy
     
  3. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    christ man. a little harsh for being creepy
     
  4. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    CONGRATULATIONS, You have no humanity!!
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would guess 90%
     
  6. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm an old man pretending to have a lick of sense.
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Guys, I have a confession.
    This whole time, I was only posing as a perverted man; I'm really a flirtable girl.
     
  8. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    You better not trick any gay men, they might open a can off whoop ass and rob you...
     
  9. Gumby

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    Now that I look back, you are right. We should have left his clothes on.
     
  10. *raises hand*
     
  11. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Harsh? Maybe. But I'm not personally going to judge anyone for what they do to someone who fucks with their head to that extent. I know that if I pretended to be a girl online and then met up with the guy, I would be perfectly aware that some crazy shit could go down. He was asking for whatever he got.
     
  12. addictedt0chaos

    addictedt0chaos Lunar Dreadlocks

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    yeah.. sorry about that :p ;)
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I'm actually a hot 30 year old woman pretending to be a 16 year old guy.....
     
  14. Hippiethrill

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    WoW!!! Honestly I have met a few guys who's photos were not a true representation. A few were not what I had hoped and a few were way more than I planned. I know this kind of thing would make anyone mad enough to do what you did. I feel really bad for the guy though because obviously he is desperate and not accepted by anyone which leaves him out when it comes to sex. Hey you cant blame someone for trying to get what they want and you did fall for it. LMFAO anyway here is what I do...I have someone meet me in front of a restaurant, I don't say what I'm driving so I can pull in front and check out the situation first. Once the guy was a lot hotter than I thought so I was looking at him and hit the car in front of me.....Then I had to explain to the hot ass guy what I was doing. maybe you could try that next time!
     
  15. Captain Cannabis

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    ^^ thats exactly what I'd do if I was gonna meet anyone off the internet. No matter how well I think I know them.

    It's a huge risk meeting people off the web these days.
     
  16. LucidOne

    LucidOne Member

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    I'm a flirtable young girl posing as a perverted old man. Wheres my viagra damn it! ;)
     
  17. LanSLIde

    LanSLIde Member

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    i lol'd
     
  18. dreamingcasually

    dreamingcasually Member

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    where'd you find this pic of me?
    I'm being watched!!! o_0
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    How amany guys in the Body Shot thread actually posting pics of their girlfriend, neighbour or even daughter?
     
  20. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You're right, back in the good old days, meeting people off the web was safe.:rolleyes:
     

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