nonsense

some days i wish my head and neck were that of a giraffes.

 

that would be pretty damn awesome. sometimes i dream about getting a giraffe tattoo with its head on the back of my head, and its feet ending at the bottoms of my feet.

 

I am a giraffe

 

i once had a dream that i was a puppy...

last night i had a dream that i found a bunch of puppies..

have i found myself?

 

no, but you did find puppies. close enough.

 

i wanna puppy!

 

me too. this was a dog that me and my friend found in the city. some kids were stomping on him ): but we saved him




he's so fucking cute. i think he was eaten by a fox, though.

 

I've always wanted to try eating eucalyptus. I think the koalas might be onto something...

 

aaawww free found puppy!!


mmm koala on a stick

 

Why would you stomp on a puppy?
I guess it would make the meat more tender.
I'd just use a hammer though.

 

i usually use my dick.

 

iraqis are heartless.

 

:drool5:

 

damn.. they must be hard up for entertainment!

puppy stomping is not that fun.. just makes a mess

 

Then it would be a little too tender

 

thats so adorable!

why didn't you raise as your own? and make him get revenge on the kids who stomped on him!!

 

and my kid lookin' all crazy..

 

Aaaauuughhh, Boog, she's too cute!

 

she's trying to get the neighbor kid to play twister with her on the front lawn now.. ahahah

 

he broke out of the "house" my friend and i made for him, or someone took him. there's a fox that lives around here, he may have got him.