A very interesting experience for you. You should try the jungle. Welcome to the country. You will get used to it after a while.:cheers2:
naw man. No jungle snakes for me. Im safe coz Im too big to swallow. lol my dogs however, are not. Live and learn, ya know? Undies, dont you know the you should help the less fortunate? they cant help themselves..
Keep the ignorance alive. You've been given the tool to identify threatening vs non-threatening snakes. Ascertained that the snakes in your yard are non-poisonous. Kingsnakes never get large enough to eat a dog(nor do any N American snakes unless MAYBE we're talking a dog under 4 pounds). Yeet, despite all this, you insist that you saved your dogs from some danger? Maybe you have a different conception of a hick, but to me, its a person with a backwoods, bloodspot loving mentality who likes to do thinks against better judgment because of his ignorance. Anyway, good thing we'll probably never meet because we wouldn't like each other. At least we agree on of feelings towards each other. Haha
snakes are cool i like them but if i found a rattlesnake next to my son (if i had a son, not saying i have one) then i WILL do what ever it takes to get rid of the rattlesnake and away from my son, even if it means killing the rattlesnake to ensure it will not bite my son.
Lets say Jimmy Kimmel was your son; how far would you go to protect him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMxuwvel1Dg Hotwater
i tell you what, we have copperheads out the ass here. aint a year goes by one of my animals aint bit,my ex wife was bit by one in the carport,last year i nearly picked one up in the wood pile next to the oven on the carport,a couple years ago we had a hatch off in the cistern (baby copperheads are far more dangerous than adults). you can call me a ignorant hick all you fuckin want but if i see a copperhead its gonna wind up like this! fuck all that leave em alone shit. talk all the shit you want,but when one of these skidish lil bastards bites you or one of your kids you will probably change your mind when your hand still looks like this 3 days after you were bit.
...See, I never got what the deal is with people making fun of hicks and roadkill barbecues or whatever...I mean, fuck, an animal is an animal, does it really matter HOW it died? I mean, you don't just go around scooping up something that you didn't just hit yourself, but I've known plenty of people to take deers they've hit with their car and turn them into jerky. Otherwise, it's just a giant waste of good meat...I'm not saying I've ever had roadkill...to my knowledge...but if I was hungry enough, I don't think I'd pass it up.
i aint eatin no chittlins muther fucker.. no way no how!! :ack2: next you will be wanting me to eat hogs head cheese.. uke:
Dude...I just Googled chittlins...because I had no idea what they were...that's fucking disgusting. lol
BTW, that belly on the one in the picture aint from eatin,she was fulla babies.. yeah thats right im a mass murderin baby killin, ignorant hick..
lol i ment if my son was not cabable of defending himself against the snake, like a baby or a small child...and of course i would have to love him for me to kill something for his safety! ps. i have no idea who jimmy kimmel is and youtube is not working for me...could you enlighten me in an other form?
