lul situation

true story this

My good mate had locks back in zee day. They were about 6 months old and looking fairly good. He got them with the beanie rubbing method, worked quite well mind you.

Anyway he moved school to some crazy arse christian school who were all like "Remove those dreads or god will not allow you into heaven" so he had to cut those bad boys off. Now he misses them greatly and wants them back something chronic. He spoke to the religion councellor person about how much he wants dreads yadda yadda yadda.

The councellor says "Yo holmes, we are only making an exception because we understand how badly you want dreads. The only way we will allow it is if you convert to Rastafarianism and take the complete o-natural route"

So now the only way his school will allow him to get lucious locks is if he goes all rasta on yo arse :S

Moral of the story is Christians are crazyarse hoe bags

 

i really dont even believe this story.
No dreads, Wait, yes dreads. But u need to NOT be Christian. And still go here. And have the dreads anyways.
believable.

 

Ripleys, Believe it or Not
betch

 

haha thats funny.... because im sure jesus had great hair right

the councellor said yo holmes lol

 

I bet jesus had waxy dreadlocks
So they nailed him to the cross for being such a silly boy

 

its a xtian school?

 

so know i know the real reason he was nailed to that cross

 

..

 

question answered before u even asked :leaving:

 

why yes of course

 

the person was me... an its true... so now i have to go rasta :S quite the devostated...

 

Feed them all to lions

The world would be better off

 

LOL

edit: capitalize that lol

 

there were dreadlocks in the bible...
(quick google search)
http://www.openbible.info/topics/dreadlocks

Samson had them... why wouldn't they let him have them?

 

actually I really know nothing about the bible, maybe samson was the devil incarnate. that would explain the going to hell part.

 

i definitely LULed at this situation.

 

holy shit tom!
Didn't realize you had an account here

that shit is whack yo'

What did SE say about christians a while ago?
Something to do with Zombies... I forgot how it went

was possibly the greatest thing that man has said

 

It is probably because they can't do anything about it if you say its for religious reasons.
Even a xtian school can't deny their students religious rights

 

Yeah I think it was something along the lines of how they worship a cannibal zombie

so offensive

 

Wish we had some lions lying around...

Thats it, I'll get a fierce lion pet (against my morals but HEY its for a good cause yis?) and let it roam about in the churches, culling every non-sinner, THEN we can turn all the churches into i dunno, satan worship, dungeons, lol bdsm dungeons :O we'll paint the walls black and have some awesome long candles that drip EVERYwhere onto the non-holy beasts floor.

*Trails off into a dream*



If I could do that, I actually would I'll convert a church into an anti-church.

WHO'S WITH ME

Edit: Plus, got the new rawks to crush some non-sinner heads ^^

*STOMP*