I do not fart

That's why I smoke. I blow out exess gas through my lungs and out my mouth and sometimes my nose if I am feeling fancy.

 

Are you drunk?

 

are you?

 

But... everybody farts!
YOU JUST CRUSHED A LITTLE GIRL'S DREAMS!
...again!

 

pfft.. I never fart either. Pretty people don't fart.

 

I have a problem. I smoke a lot and i still fart. What should I do?

 

you need to smoke more.
and more pot ... definately more pot.

 

prove it

 

I tried not farting for a week once.





it really hurt my stomach. A lot.

 

It would be easy to debunk your theory...

 

Send me some.

 

ok give me your address... I'll bet its easy to send pot over to that rice feild.

 

what about the Thai stick? Ya know, the weed that is tied to a stick.

 

This big cat is holding it, you just need to grab it

 

To the guy with the red hair,
the room next to the ladyboys,
opposite the 4am screaming soccer fans,
with red door,
12kms from a brothel,
surrounded by buffalos,
the red building,
Thailand


It might even get here if you just put the first and last lines too.

 

and remember, no return address..that is for safety sake..

I bet a domino's pizza guy could find that location.

 

It's dangerous to post your address on the internet

 

I love your tiger pic awwwww

 

Oh no... :willy_nilly:

 

Holy random threadbump batman!!

Aww Praxi and his gay ole sig.How cute.

BTW- I queefed all over this thread