My sister's boyfriend nearly discovered my porno stash

My sister is borrowing my couch for her Birthday Party and her boyfriend came to pick it up. Just as he started moving it away from the wall I spotted the DVDs I had hidden under there (but forgotten about) and I kicked them behind a bookshelf. He worships Jesus, I didn't want to soil his eyes with images of oral sex.

 

lol.

 

reminds me when my mum almost caught me looka t porn on my laptop...i was not wanking off...but i just threw my laptop on the floor when she walke din....luckliy it di dnot break (carpets ftw)

 

:smilielol5:

 

Wow, I typed a reply, tried to post it, then it bitched that I had to enter a message to post. Stupid website

Annyywaaaay


You should send him the link to a trailer of a nice film entitled FFucking FFantastic


My original post contained details of my porn stash and its ultimate fate, but i am so disgusted that my post was lost that i refuse to type it out again

 

Even the Jesus freaks are secret porn lovers.

Also-this reminds me of the movie Orgazmo.

 

I am picturing the red lights flashing and a PA voice announcing "You have ten seconds to push the cancel button or this ship will self destruct"
"Thank you, crisis averted"

haha

 

he prolly has those already

 

I want to hear more about your porn, Arly.
I know I'm not alone....