Quick, look busy, it's JESUS!!

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by The World of Dan, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3976161.stm

    (PS... personally I think this is utter bullshit, people see what they want to see.)
     
  2. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    If Hikaru were to look up at the sky, and he were to see a cloud shaped like a dinosaur head, it would be astounding.

    If Hikaru asked you about it, and you saw the same cloud shaped like the same dinosaur head, that would be incredible.

    But you probably wouldn't.

    Hikaru sees no "Jesus." The closest he can get to "Jesus" from that is "the face of a man with a beard and pseudo-moustache," which although it might match Jesus' description, could be ANYBODY. Not to mention the fact that it is so vague that it could easily have just been coincidental.
     
  3. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    People also claim to see Elvis, aliens, and some even think the gov't is using radio waves to read their minds. There are all kinds in this world...
     
  4. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    It begs the question....if millions of people have the same delusion does that make it real?


    I think not, that looks nothing like a person, let alone Jesus who no one knows what he looked like.
     
  5. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    I see a humanoid skull, looks pissed. But I can also see a lizard. Is Jesus a lizard? Or is the Lizard-King finally going to make his appearance, and whip this world into shape? HAIL THE LIZARD KING!!!

    So humans are good at seeing patterns in meaningless information, especially human faces. Obviously we are programmed to recognize faces, its a survival advantage. I bet most people wouldn't even see this if they hadn't been told it's Jesus' face.
     
  6. mebesideme

    mebesideme Member

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    I personally see a young Osama Bin Laden...
     
  7. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Oh shit... so do I now!!
     
  8. Sebbi

    Sebbi Senior Member

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    I see some rock
     
  9. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    it proves naught
     
  10. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    that r0><04z, angelic graphitti... when are the older angels gonna discipline those young angel punks into not stirring up the masses?
     
  11. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    maybe satan did it?
     
  12. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    you think I ain't gangsta? who do you think helped mold them all?

    Maybe Dr. Dre did it.
     
  13. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    i think that looks more like sly stone, as rocky
     
  14. Defence_mechanism

    Defence_mechanism Member

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    hey! it's Hitler with a beret!!
     
  15. Floris

    Floris Member

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    no it's a mix between elvis and john lennon... although I can see the hitler with the beret thing too... Hmm I don't know...
     
  16. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Actully, it's me

    (Bad edit, I know.... so sue me :p).
     
  17. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    That was bad... but I still laughed. I don't see anything in the rock. What makes it look like Jesus? Anyone remember when that window washer sprayed a window with some water at a hospital, and everyone thought it was Jesus? That was hilarious.
     

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