What Hell is really like

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lunarverse, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    No, because you are only thinking of your own needs.

    Edit: I was only joking a little...I remember that you have a little trouble with the opposite sex.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if the opportunity came up, i'd gladly use both hands on a woman too.
     
  3. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I've already had my Hell. The 10 1/2 years I was married to the Devil's concubine.
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Put that on your resume. [​IMG]
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    way ahead of you.


    although, i also have "learn to suck my own dick" listed as my career objective...
     
  6. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    That tells me you have never been to any small towns in South Carolina. ;)
     
  7. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    How long had you been married when she transformed from Wonder Woman to Satan's Spawn? :D
     
  8. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Hell consist of you sitting in a brightly lit white room in a chair unable to move.
    The only person with you is a mexican janitor that doesn't speak English, he just mops and cleans all day and he kind of smells funny.
    This goes on forever.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine if Dante’s vision of hell was accurate :eek:

    For the sin of simony you are forever implanted into the ground like stakes, for the flatters and paramours you’re smothered in a sea of filth, for the blasphemers you’re rained upon by fire, and If you commit suicide you’re slowly painfully transformed into a tree :eek:

    [​IMG]

    Ugolino and archbishop Ruggieri whose brain is slowly devoured

    Hotwater
     
  10. LSD_Coated_Brain

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    Hell and heaven are the same. Do you remember what it was like before you were born? Thats what their like. Something I've never been able to understand is why allot of people cant stand the thought of your consciousness ceasing to exist after your brain shuts off. Although I guess your question was, if it did exist. If the universe was governed by a... giant bearded primate... then I think that a Dante's Inferno style hell would make most sense, where you are punished according to what bad things you've done. Something interesting to note, back in the great technological age of biblical times (cough) feelings were not completely understood. People didn't know that pain for example, was a response of your nervous system. They thought it was your "soul" that felt things and your body was basically a shell. So they thought when you die your "soul," that has feelings, leaves your body, therefore your soul can go to heaven and feel good, or hell and feel pain.
     
  11. Padme

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    That's what Freddie Mercury said once, he thought hell might be more interesting than heaven.

    Well, I think that people create their own hell by their thoughts and actions. It seems more like torture of the consciousness.
     
  12. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Deming New Mexico.

    Just sayin..:cool:
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Damn, I was thinking about my trip to Deming, New Mexico back in 1999 just a few hours ago :eek:


    [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  14. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    20 minutes.
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That must have been some honeymoon :eek:



    Hotwater
     
  16. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    You have no idea. :rolleyes:
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    goddamn, nice answer man. Anyone ever seen that movie with Robin Williams called 'what dreams may come'.....i thought that concept was really interesting. I don't know how likely it is, but interesting anyways.
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lmao....and what 'gave it away' to you?

    btw...luna->r<-verse lol :)
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    ah....and do you like what you read? ;)
     
  20. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    damn you're good. Yea I do that on Mondays, Friday nights down at the docks and Saturday afternoons. Tuesday's my 'I'll prove how they faked the moon landing' night. Wednesday I'm totally swamped with 'I know who killed JFK' at 7:00 and 'I shot the sheriff but I did not shot the deputy' at 9:00. Thursdays I have swimming lessons and Sunday I relax...by reading about 2012 and the end of the world. So yea, good call on your part :)
     
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