t-shirt slogans

you awake with a pounding head ache, the blinds were left slightly ajar and the light thats filtering through is painful to view, but is helping to draw attention from your throbbing head. squinty eyed you gaze around the room still a little disoriented from the sleep and the night before...questions arise in your head...where am i, what time is it, what happened last night. you realize your at home, in your bedroom and shake your head to free your mind of the morning cobwebs that cloud your mind. the clock beside your bed table is flashing 12:35 but you know that clock is always 20 minutes fast. sitting up you hold your head in your hand, half from pain and half in a bid to concentrate your thoughts...."last night, last night...what happened last night?"...."heh" you muse to yourself, "oh yea, bong load after bong load over at Pete's" you can scarcely remember walking home. then the shower in the adjoining bathroom shuts off and you hear some rustling. you put your head in your again and begin to think..."why does none of this make sense?" and it begins to dawn on you, you had been dreaming pretty lucidly and had fallen in that mind set. it was a dream so powerful you could tell you'd be resounding from it all day. bits and pieces of it slowly begin to work it's way back into your mind. *click* i open the bathroom door and walk out, hair dripping with a towel drapped loosely around my waste i smile at you and hand you a glass of water.
"hey hun how you feeling?" i ask as i sit beside you on the bed
"uuhh, I’m okay" you respond. Lifting the glass to take a drink of water in a bid to rid yourself of your pounding head you gaze at your hand as you lift it. the wedding band around your ring finger is still there and it comforts you to see it more than you expected
placing a kiss on your forehead i ask "how did you slept last night?"
"well" you respond "i had the oddest dream.."you take a look at the wedding band again and things finally take shape.
"...it was really weird, we were in a room chatting but we were so far away...i looked at your picture and fell in love with you but you lived in Ontario and i lived in b.c....i know it doesn’t make sense that we could communicate over such a large distance, but you know how dreams are, it was like our computers were connected somehow. at any rate you'd say all the things you'd normally say and do but the distance was there making 'us' impossible. we began to joke about getting married and i wanted to, it was like we were falling in love all over again but there was nothing we could do. it was terrible"
"awww" i respond, "my poor little hippy girl having a nightmare. *kiss* heh, today, your nick name shall be nitemarehippygirl. heh, now get out of bed lazy head, it's time to tend the garden"

 

*blink*..........

 

lol well that was the story...BUT...i pmed it to you, and heard form you no more, so i geuss you either got trapped in your dream...or...something else that doenst make sense
oh yea and it hasnt been edited, nor have a re read it...so...forgive me if it makes no sense

 

i owe you an equally fantastic story now. :sunglasse

 

(thank you)

 

no problem...though in all honesty i don't think it would make a very good t shirt slogan...seeing as it doenst apply to 5,999,999,999 people out of the 6 billion on this earth.

 

you make a good point. but i forgot what this thread was for anyways...

 

A couple I saw recently:

"If you think New Jersey Smells Bad, You should get a whiff of Gov. McGreevy's cock"

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"I fucked the Olsen Twins before they were famous".

Pretty twisted stuff...

 

I have a t-shirt that says, "Don't make me get my flying monkeys" I always have to explain to people that it is a reference to the wicked witch in the Wizard of OZ. Rememer, she had flying monkeys.

 

"Quit staring at my boobs!"
"Your boyfriend thinks I'm cute"
"Handle with care"

 

What about..."Knock on the sky and listen to the sound."? tghat should make people think.

 

I dig that...

 

yeah, its pretty cool...I think its actually a buddhist saying.

I think another one is...

"The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground."

 

(on a white T-shirt) "White t-shirt with short sleeves"
and
"This is not a T-shirt !"

 

'If you don't know, I ain't gonna tell ya.'
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'You can't get there from here.'​

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'Don't say no to me; you wanna get hit?'​

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WWSD?​

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'Over the hill! What hill? I don't remember a hill...'​

 

"a town in texas is missing its village idiot" a political one for you