I told my girlfriend that im not hungry

easy solution. tell her you're not hungry, so she cooks the steak. then, when the steak is almost ready, ask her if she's gained weight. the steak will be all yours.

 

I hope she tells him to fuck off if he does that lol but that was funny

 

lol, I think Death and his girlfriend's relationship is a little too serious and long-term to end over a steak.

 

why can't you cook your own food if you are hungry?

 

cook for her some of the damn time, then she will probably make you dank ass meals

 

This is the first I have read any of these comments!!!

maybe the reason I abandoned this thread was because she ended up sharing the steak with me? I dont really remember but I do remember that this thread was lighthearted.

oh and I usually cook breakfast.

 

Whaaaaat?!? Sorry... I don't know what I am doing.

 

haha awww a happy endin

 

Cook for yourself man.