"Yes...master"

I have a 'Magic 8 Ball' and sometimes I ask it serious questions like, "should I go sign up for school today?" or "does it really matter that I don't care about most other people." And sometimes when I recieve it's answer to my question I'll actually act on it or do what it says. Is this weird? Should I stop?

 

well, yes, it's a little weird.

since you only sometimes act on it you shouldn't necessarily stop. only if you do what it says without putting any further thought into it. that could become a problem.

 

yea, exactly. But I don't do that though :leaving:

 

8 ball told you to make this thread, didn't it? :toetap05:

 

I think its a great way to spice up your life. Why not?

 

lmao, naw. I'm not under it's spell right now. But like, it's never big things. Like for example. A few nights ago, I asked it if I should go get drunk. It said and I quote, "yes definately". So without thinking twice I went to the liquor store and bought a shit load of beer. Now, I had a bad 3 year drinking problem that I dropped, so I hadn't drank in awhile. Well my brother and I took the beer in a bag and biked all around the city. I woke up on a bench outside my mother's apartment building at 1:00 pm the next day. My brother locked his bike to a tree somewhere throughout the night and we haven't found it since. I guess that was really the worst advice the 8 ball's given me. It's not usually that wrong...or bad

 

Sounds like you've figured out a relatively cheap/easy way of getting your life under control!!!

i want one!!!

 

lmao

 

I guess its better than getting an erection, and then following the direction of that erection until you find something...life changing.

 

lmfao. Only you could come up with that...observation?

 

Yes, i agree. I did it once. I got distracted by a cotton candy machine thingy though. I never looked at cotton the same after that day.

 

lmao

 

Following the direction of the erection could only lead to rejection or infection, or natural selection

 

Which, eventually could lead to caeserean section, or time in the house of correction.

but maybe some affection?

 

Actually 50% of my erections come from out of nowhere. Theres not even a hot chick near by. I ALWAYS get an erection if i ride in a truck. It makes getting out of it really complicated.

 

A stiff dick w/out a chick is like a plug w/out a socket
watcha gonna do when ya got a pocket rocket
w/no one t' rock it

watcha gonna do

 

Stick it into a spa jet while thinkin of that hot chick from Lacuna Coil.

 

Err

 

Just think of Adam Sandler,,problem solved