The Wedding of Katie and Ashley

I'm sending out wedding invitations...

 

isn't katie supposded to ask me for my daughters hand??


and if i can be bob dylan at the ceremony, you got my graces...

"i married isis, on the fourth day of may"

i'm gonna play that song

 

I'll be Neil. - Your B+ student.

 

wait a second...you two are not going to get anarexic and addicted to drugs are you?

"But I could not hold on to her very long
So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away
For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong...."

 

Damnit katie I am extremely upset and am attending this wedding with a bitter face. I'm not even going to dress up. (i'm a jealous ex lover of katie's, she doesn't know it though ) oh i mean

 

Becky, I still love you.

 

well in that case.. can i be a bridesmaid!

 

right on! we're gonna jam out!

 

Absoulutely.

 

oh im so excited! i get to be a real bridesmaid in june

 

I've only been to one wedding in my entire life.

 

i haven't ever been to one before. or a funeral.

 

I've been to several funerals.

 

I've only been to a wedding, and that was when I was 6. I was the ring boy, and I brought the ring down the aisle. Of course, before it was our time to come out, we had to wait behind a hornet-infested lump in the ground.

I'm invited, right?

 

oh im sure you are

 

Yep, you're invited.

 

I think we should have an orangutan carry the ring down the aisle. Either that or a turtle.

 

Or Rush Limbaugh... that'd be really cute...

 

Are we talking about Mary Kate and Ashley Olson cause that would be a little weird.

 

No... Katie and Ashley (lover/young peace and MoonlightDelerium)