If you could have any profession in the world?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by .KILLERQUEEN., Jul 15, 2009.

  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Humans and cakes are very different canvases! Don't get the two professions mixed up!
     
  2. .KILLERQUEEN.

    .KILLERQUEEN. Member

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    um..sure...
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

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    BSR is our resident Muslim Jew.
     
  4. .KILLERQUEEN.

    .KILLERQUEEN. Member

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    oh i know, i mean seperate careers i just want to do both lol

    weird combination but if you knew me you'd understand lol
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    Good.

    Now read this:

    http://etext.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/HolKora.html

    Please do not post on this forum again until you do.

    Us hippies take religion extremely seriously and you will surely be banished from this social club if you do not take your conversion to heart.
     
  6. .KILLERQUEEN.

    .KILLERQUEEN. Member

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    ah well doesnt that explain alot...:)

    haha i like this place.. :)
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I'd be a psychedelic test-subject. Either that, or a professional marijuana smoker, if that's possible. lol
     
  8. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    ohh god, professional weed smoker...that was clearly the obvious choice here!!
     
  9. .KILLERQUEEN.

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    okay well i never said yes, and you cant force religion on me, i dont care who you worship as long as you let me worship in my own way and tell me i have to worship Allah
     
  10. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    You tacitly consented
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    Please refrain from posting until you finish reading the Holy Quaran.

    I will report your next post if you do not do this.

    You have been warned by me, a simple messenger of the great God Allah.

    Allah Akhbar.
    Yusuf Islam!
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

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    I'm particularly fond of the chapter "The Cow".
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    As my fellow Viking Muslim Arlandis said, you consented to accepting Allah.

    There is no way out now, until you finish reading the Blessed Koran.

    Allah Wakhburgh,
    Yusuf Islam Bitterblue!
     
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  15. BraveSirRubin

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    The Prophet Muhammed came upon the earth as a cow, and his face was that of a cow.

    More specifically:

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    A black angus cow.

    The GREAT PROPHET walked among the Jah-people, and he told da Jah people: "Jah people, let us jam, for Allah be kind and I and I is feeling irie tonight".

    ...and so they jammed and declared Jihad upon the Jews.
     
  16. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    angry pus-filled koala.
     
  17. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    An army of potatoes chanting about lonely they are.
     
  18. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Everyone knows the flying spaghetti monster is the true god of the universe.
     
  19. Enraged Angel

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    Now wonder it tastes so Godly
     
  20. .KILLERQUEEN.

    .KILLERQUEEN. Member

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    i said "um..sure.."
    not "yes"

    i dont like too talk about any sort of god or opinions because i do not like arguments like this, for all you know, i could already worship Allah

    but i dont worship him or any other god for that matter

    im sorry
     

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