...in the name of the Lord!

Discussion in 'Protest' started by hailtothekingbaby, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    In the light of recent reli-political events and discussions...

    I'm currently downloading porn and masturbating - in the name of the Lord.

    What have you done in the name of the Lord today? :)
     
  2. Mr. SelfDestruct

    Mr. SelfDestruct Member

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    I am currently getting together a blunt, but it is in the name of Bob Marley. The lord get's his blunts on Sunday's.
     
  3. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    Jah Brother...gettin together with me green people this evening :)
     
  4. Co0kiezGurl

    Co0kiezGurl Banned

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    uh...i procrastinated...in the name of the lord :D
     
  5. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    And now, ladies and gentalmen it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you the Holier Than Thou Singers of The First SelfRightous Church of Finger Pointers!!!!!

    *Music starts. Choir shuffles in. Lead singer steps up to the mike*

    "We just thought we'd stop on by to tell you what Christ really meant
    (CHOIR):WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!
    If he we're as smart as us, this is what he would have said
    (CHOIR):WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME---OF THE LORD!!!

    OH WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME
    WE'RE SPREADING GUILT AND SHAME
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!

    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME
    WE'RE HERE TO POINT AND BLAME
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!!

    We've all heard the bible say that Jesus said we shouldn't judge
    (CHOIR): WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!
    It's OK cuzz we're alll saved, so that shit don't apply to us
    (CHOIR): WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!

    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME
    WE'RE SPREADING GUILT AND SHAME
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!

    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME
    RELIGION'S JUST A GAME
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!!

    The bible is the word of god, it's something that we should have read
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!
    But we've all found it's much more fun, to beat it over peoples heads
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!

    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME
    CONFUSION IS OUR AIM
    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!

    WE'RE LYING IN THE NAME
    WE HOPE YOU'LL DO THE SAME
    WE'RE LYING---(big finish)--IN THE NAME
    --OF---THE---
    ---------LOOOOOOORORRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!!

    AHHHHHHHH---MENNNNNN!!!!!!
     
  6. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    ::claps:: now make fire come out your nose! :)
     
  7. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    and brimstone? (no xtra charge)
     
  8. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    yes...yes..wait ::gets vegan marshmallows and a stick:: okay now i am ready :)
     
  9. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    *sneezes flames on LBT's marshmellos*

    you know in some cultures this would mean we're engaged.
     
  10. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    lol...yeah then i'm a bigamist :)
     
  11. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    what's a bigamist? A fog over an Italian lake?
     
  12. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    nah...person who has two wives or husbands...mormans believe in that stuff.
     

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