Help me decide what to eat. I've eaten healthy all week and I want something greasy

lol...

anyway before last night i didn't know such a thing as donut cheeseburgers existed. fucking gross

 

Paula Deen swears by them. She puts a fried egg on them.

 

i don't know who that is, but i hate eggs. and donut cheeseburgers STILL sound fucking gross.

 

drink grease, you can't get greasier than that.

 

The best thing i've found is crispy bacon ~

pork IS greasy, but when you get bacon nice and crispy, you've eliminated MOST of that fat,

without eliminating the GREASY tasting aspects!

Make some Green Beans, with their own canned juice, ultra-crispy bacon, and sauted onions. It sounds gross, but cook 'em 'til they're OVERcooked, almost mushy,

and stand by for a taste treat!

Which is amazingly low fat for the satisfaction it returns!


Be real careful with eating high-fat foods, during and/or after a diet, of any sort ~

you'll lose a LOT of "sitting-on-the-toilet" weight, and probably dehydrate yourself,

making you think you're losing weight,

but you aren't losing fat ~ just water weight.

 

DONUT,

as in Donut shaped,

perhaps on a, like, bagel?


Or Donut, as in a sweet pastry cops like?


The bagle thing probably wouldn't be too bad, but sweet & meat?



i don't know, though...

It could work...

sweet, meat and salt.

 

She's this big fat southern lady on the Food Network who just loves clogging her arteries and telling you how to do it, too. Sort of like Julia Child with a cowboy hat.

 

fixed!!!