I have a roommate!

and shes super fine

 

maybe if you act creepy enough she'll want to have sex with you

 

I'll act creepy!!

 

Show her your thick black penis.

 

tempting. ill let you know how it goes

shes laying down on her stomach looking up real estate on her laptop. *sigh*

 

rear entry....perfect

 

give her some flowers then knock her out. with your ass.

 

She's hot, too? People will go blind if they visit you!

 

i wish you were here to see this shes delicious

come over :cheers2: itll be a party

 

A hottie party!

 

Pics?

 

i dont know her well enough yet to just bust out a camera and start taking pics of her. maybe when shes sleeping

im such a creep

 

creep is putting a hidden camera in the bathroom.

 

hey am not a creep!

 

so youre only a creep if it can get you jail time?

 

yes.

 

She should know about this; in all fairness.

 

:nopity:





*sigh* she sleeps. im literally sitting on my bed in a towel glancing at her every 10 seconds

 

Awhh!
I want a picture!
What does she look like as she sleeps?
Tell me her every move!
I love to watch people sleep.
It's so peaceful.

 

You're such a sicko trollope. I love it!