i need a cigarette

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Deranged, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    but i have no money. :mad:
     
  2. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    walk down the road and gather up some butts ..
     
  3. bluediablo

    bluediablo Member

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    yes what the guy above me typed!
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I decided to take a break from smoking a couple of weeks ago, and still have a whole lot of tobacco laying around.

    I could make a lot of cigarettes out of it. I even have a pack of Camels somewhere. Those are rather delicious.

    I won't smoke any though. Don't you wish you had all this tobacco though?
     
  5. bluediablo

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    i wish i had you.
     
  6. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    quit :D
     
  7. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Sucks to be you, I guess.

    I recommend whore bashing to raise the money for cigarettes.:D
     
  8. bluediablo

    bluediablo Member

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    easier said than done.
     
  9. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    i've quit twice, so let's do it. there's a lot of Pros out of it.
     
  10. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    im tellin ya man.. just go outside to your closest stop sign or red light and scavenge the ground.. its summer time your bound to strike gold..
     
  11. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    i do have some butts i could roll up, but i've been meaning to quit for a while. i dunno. last time i tried i only lasted 2 hours...time before that 6. it's been about 2 hours since my last one now. i win!
     
  12. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Smoking is for the weak.
     
  13. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    you lose :(
     
  14. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Or if whore bashing is not your style...how about Armed Robbery?

    You may have to rob more than one person because smokes cost so much these days.

    I just bought a carton today. So I got smokes and about a half pound of weed.

    Think I am good to go.:cool:
     
  15. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    no, i win!
     
  16. bluediablo

    bluediablo Member

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    easier for you than me thats for sure....
     
  17. Deranged

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    motherfuckers
     
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