i wish i was a man

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Crayola, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. bluediablo

    bluediablo Member

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    i just came...

    please don't make me think hard again...
     
  2. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    see? thats why i wanna be a man
     
  3. bluediablo

    bluediablo Member

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    sometimes it hurts...
     
  4. gEo_tehaD_returns

    gEo_tehaD_returns Senior Member

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    Heart? What is all this heart you're talking about? Not the human heart. You mean the brain heart. The parts of the brain responsible for emotion.

    Emotions are not concrete. They are not logical. They are barely informed gut reactions. They probably have a lot to do with you seeking out the type of guys that would make you feel this way.

    Women are by nature more "in touch" with and driven by their emotions.

    Our society likes to see human emotion as something of utmost importance. It is all that matters. It cannot be wrong. But the fact of the matter is that emotions often lead us astray. They cannot be trusted. Keeping in touch with your emotions is essential to mental and probably physical health - but we must always second guess them. As I said before, they are instant reactions. They are not the result of any deep or logical thought. They are part of lower brain processes that evolution created before it figured out that frontal lobes would make us more successful survivors.

    So perhaps you do not think with your vagina. You also do not think with your brain. You think with your brain heart, which isn't really thinking at all. You rely on it excessively. If you didn't you wouldn't have posted such ignorant trash. I do not mean to imply that all women are thoughtless slaves to emotion. Plenty are, but plenty actually think things through before they act on an emotion. Something you refuse to do.

    By the way, my dick does have a lot of influence on the thoughts that enter my head. I think about sex a lot I cannot help this. This is not something I choose. It is simply evolution compelling me to make babies.

    Nonetheless, I keep those impulses in check like a civilized human being. I give precedence to the thoughts coming out of my logical brain over those coming from my dick, and certainly those coming out of my brain heart.

    So tell me; even if men do think exclusively with their dicks. . . how is that any worse than you thinking exclusively with emotions? Either method of thought is an insult to the capabilities of the human brain.
     
  5. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Don't. It's a curse. You think men paw at women for sex constantly? Let it get around that you're packing. You have to pretend you're not home and turn the cel phone off. Women treat you like you ARE a piece of meat, not just that you HAVE a piece of meat. It really sucks.

    Of course the best part of being a man is that that we cum every.fucking.time. ALWAYS.
     
  6. goatman123

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    being a man is cool because you can pee outside without the use of a funnel. its also uncool because in a relationship women have all the leverage, atleast in all mine. all that really matters is your human, not a horse. :)
     
  7. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    I'm glad I'm male, guess it's all luck of the draw. I mean, having a penis is really cool, damn cool.
     
  8. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I am so glad I'm female. Seriously.
     
  9. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    Took the words right out of my mouth :cheers2:
     
  10. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Women can get away with a lot of things. Plus they get to wear nice clothes :)
     
  11. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    Plus I enjoy being feminine.
     
  12. metamorphocid

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    nailed it. its a pretty equal trade-off.
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sure you can say that now when you’re young and smoking hot :cheers2: but can you say that in 20 years after you walk past a construction site and instead of the usual catcalls and howls; you're greeted with a mock cheer :(


    Hotwater
     
  14. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Men have the paranoia of their cock size. Its a nightmare. Could be worse than childbirth.
     
  15. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Women get taken advantage more often by car mechanics, appliance repairmen, electricians and plumbers. But then, so do ignorant men.
     
  16. Greengirl

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    i wish i was a man too. and not because it so more easy, but because my personality and character are more manly then feminine.
    i like to screw, break and i am always ready to get into fight when i need to. i can bite and break bottles in peoples heads if i think they are bad enough to make some shit to me or somebody i am with. i can never stand aside and watch when somebody is starting a fight with my friends.
    but i will never go and do something like that to ordinary people that has never done anything wrong against me
    (just so you won`t think i am a bad and horrible person)
     
  17. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    I see that in you. You've got that edge. It's in your tastes. It's in your style. It's even in your avatar.
     
  18. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    hah really in my avatar :D
    where exactly...ah yesh in the evil anime eye...i can see it now :piggy:
     
  19. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    It's also in the sharp, angular hair style. It seems to indicate DANgerrrr,,

    the big eyes actually add a soft, feminine quality,,which is basically what you just said, in describing yourself. Dangerous, but likeable.

    I'm too smart for my own damn good. :cool:
     
  20. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    hah don`t get close to me i kill smart people so i can be all smart like them after that! :cool:
     

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