I have the most amazing things to tell you!!!

This MORNING I took My CATS (dear old SWEET Crapples and Meatinsertion) out to take a CRAP and they saw a mouse and jumped over the GATE and ran down the STREET. ....

But that wasn't all....

then....

It was only moments LATER (precisely 75,986 nanoseconds) that angels lifted dear old ME over the GATE LOL and flew me through the air,ain pursuit of CRAPPLES and MEATINSERTION ...

huh?...

Then I blacked out and woke up ON A CLOUD and CRAPPLES and MEATINSERTION were sitting next to me playing A WHITER SHADE OF PALE on a CHORD ORGAN while smoking Malboros. :svengo:

Then the DICKENSIAN fictional character known as the GHOST OF THE PAST took me back in time to an era I don't really recall and I saw myself in an ALLEYWAY doing ACID with a flux artist called Bob. Then I understood the meanings of the visions LOL :smilielol5:

I KNOW THE KEY TO MADNESS!!!!

 

You can get marlboros in australia?

 

i think i am in love.

 

That post needs more fonts and size edits

 

I'd like the 2 minutes of my life it took to read that back thankyou

 

Well I was hoping to mix in a little GLENGLEN ~

Cheers Glen

 

We're not a third world country David.

 

..and some of these :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



Regards ..BBAD

 

I dunno, I was just picturing marauding gangs of kangaroo riding aborigines.

 

this made me lol.

 

I havent seen Malboros in a while, I think the Houso brands : Holiday, Horizon have taken over their spot at Woolies

Havent seen Camels in a while either

 

shutup

 

OR, he was doing it that entire time.

and didn't realize all that time had passed because of the acid.

 

Hmm...

I have no fucking idea to be honest ~

 

So what is this most amazing thing that you have to tell. I still have not figured it out.

Marlboros are available in the third world, btw.

 

vagina ~

 

shit thats amazing...

 

Ah, very well then.

 

Holy Mackerel, man!

Johnny Winter???

Yeah, you ARE mad, mang... :rofl:

 

WTF's a "chord organ?"

Anything like a Court Order???

Anything like a sexual organ that you can play sweet music on?

Come ON, man!

Don't just leave us HANGIN'!!!