if this forum were a party...

Man SE your fuckin wierd man this was a topic about a party of course alcohol is going to be mentioned, then you start mistaking this for the thread for another one and talk about people being idiots under the influence of alchohol but your acting more drunk than anyone ive seen all month on this forum. Maybe thats why you cant hack the alchohol cause your mentally drunk. Honestly dude not everyones views are yours as much as you dont want it to be its the real world and people do things that they want to do. If you dont like alcohol thats your deal but obviously a topic with that many posts has some followers who are interested.

 

i'll trade u my bus for a free meal.
then we can go travel the country with your fuckn ecokilling bus after we paint mother fuckn shit all over it.
if we need a ride we can try to barter dread beads for gasoline.
then we might stop and eat a cactus and drink the water thats trapped in it.
and while we are in the desert maybe it will rain for us.
then we can go play in the fuckn dirt mud.
and we can smoke weed to combine with the mud to stink so bad that fuckn hobbits wont approach us to nibble on our bodies.
after this we must go traverse a while more, only using enough fuel to poison the earth which i give so much of a fuck about.
on our way we'll probably meet some forrest fairies and seduce them into sex because its free love.
then we will get into a city and use free internet to rant about our fuckn trip through the country while still producing CO2 from our fuckn computers.
we will be back on our way in a day and see some kids being robbed at gun point in a ghetto only to get held up at gun point and say get that toy out of my face.
obviously its a toy gun because no kids in a ghetto would have a firearm and of course we would be totally out of harms way.
soon after they'll demand our wallets and money; we only barter and get shit for free from people who actually do something with their lives who actually do make a difference in places like we were just at, so we have no money.
after getting some free shit from the people who give a fuck we will be on our way.
not to short after we'll see a street artist painting a mural of love and peace with obama in the fuckn middle.
god damn fuckn obama, what the fuck has he done?
raised taxes and interest rates, ya i think thats it, but it doesnt matter we dont pay taxes or have a bank account cuz banks dont accept dread beads.
then after waisting a day away watching this person paint, we will ask their name, of course its Cindy Loo Hoo, no other fuckn person on the planet has that name.
come to find out, shes a muse from the fuckn river fairy or some bullshit.
but now we are back on the road just driving.
driving and driving and driving.
accomplishing what for society?
nothing, stealing my tax dollars and eat our governments food.
we dont pay taxes, we arent citizens of this country.
now were back at some fuckn internet cafe, nothing beats free internet.
come back to this place and just tell everyone how inspiring this fuckn river fairy's fuckn muse was.
some random bullshit ass people will say thats the greatest thing they have ever seen in their lives.
of course they dont give a shit about people who can paint real shit and not copy a picture and put hearts and peace signs around it but this fuckn river fairy ass muse bitch is just fuckn jaw dropping.
then you know what, we fuckn realize hippy land just isnt working out for us.
we try to get a job, but we never finished high school, because all i heard in algebra was, Mud > Applying Yourself.
so u know where we go, fuckn mcdonalds.
what do they do for society?
kill animals and cook them, then sell them for money, not accepting dread beads.
this will then awaken our fuckn inner soul guide spirit of the elk who fuckn tells us what peices of crap we really are not contributing a damn thing to anything.
then we get back in our fuckn bus and set off for the wilderness to go fuckn die with animals.

 

what the fuck is wrong with you man?


kannabisking you are hilarious :cheers2:

 

I just ripped 2 Steamroller bowls and this shit made me LOL

 

I totally missed the last few pages of this thread, it's fucking ridculous, and very funny.

On a sidenote, I'm as peaceful as you like If I've had something to drink, doesn't necessarily follow that people turn into raging barbarians just because they've had something to drink so :cheers2:

 

oh I'm crazy when I've had a drink, what out peoples if this party happens you'll be going home with broken limbs.

 

got damn hard to imagine SE givin props to somebody for being 'mature' LOLZ

grow the fuck up bro. i mean, you're an old motherfucker and all that and you apparently think you shit out rainbows of wisdom. how many times you gotta tell us that achlolol his psoisson? is it really that relevant that you need to preach at us? how about practicing humility. you talk a lot of shit man. and i can respect people who talk shit. but it's irrelevant. you can't back up a single thing you have said man. why are you challenging Pat to an octagon match anyways? ridiculous

 

I agree, alcohol aint poison, unless you poison yourself with alcohol, get what i mean

Pat seems quite big, judging by his pics he seems about 6 foot, maybe 6 foot 1? just a guess?

SE, man your cool, but arent you wheelchair bound? no ofence but theres no way you could beat pat up, i just cant see it happening

lol at this thread, i just drank a 6 pack of heinekins drinking it, and im ready to "fight" just about anyone who tells me alcohol is poison

 

this thread is so stupid, here's a question, who cares about what others drinking decisions are??

 

No man dont drink alchohol if you do that you wont be allowed to the gathering of the unicorns this coming fall

 

i dont drink, have never either

 

ok, so i guess my original post was incorrect since some people had to go and ruin the sexy time. but, y'all wuld get kicked out of my party.

lol @ jim's comment. i'm sure SE would enjoy a 3way inside his locks.

and np, you can only get it on the pool table if you beat me in a game of pool first.

 

6'0 210 pounds

 

bet i'd be the tallest at the party, 6'6. what an achievement.

 

that is pretty tall


mind you, soaring eagle will probly find a way to be taller than you

 

He'll 'odviously' style his 'drewads' into a mohawk.

 

ok, this party needs some bouncers to get these^ assholes outta here, pronto.

 

lol I know you're a fangirl of SE

But he is seriously instigating alot of the stuff going on

And his non stop bullshit is kind of annoying

 

i didn't say which assholes, pat.

 

touche lol


Assuming has proved me to be an ass