Have you ever felt like your ass was about to burst at the seems with a huge morning shit, and when you sit down and let her go it's nothing more than a fart? Or even worse, it's like rabbit shit. That disappoints the hell out of me, especially when it's the first thing in the morning. Dammit....
ok, let's talk shit. when you take a shit, and you know you have taken a shit, and there is no shit in the bowl, and you wipe yourself, and there is no shit on the tp... that is called 'ghost shit.'
hahaha! Ever been in a hurry and wiped too early and smudged shit all over and made a mess around your hole?
it sure in the hell does! if you don't eat enough fiber, and drink enough water. you know you need to take a monster shit badly, but your shit just won't come out, instead it just acts like a trutle. it sticks it's head out just briefly then goes back into hiding. few things in life are as frustrating as that!
Eat all bran for breakfast and a glass of prune juice. Pooping will be a pleasure and you'll get a fuck ton loads of vitamins and minerals, including magnesium which the majhority of the population are deficient in.
^Those are Houdini Poos They perform a vanishing act, cause they leave a smell, a residue on the cornhole, and you felt it - there is positive proof it happened but you cant see it!
I hate when I'm ready to push out a champion and when I get in the bathroom and lay cable its just a little guy. It lacks the relaxing feeling at the end.
RaREly happens to me...if I have to go I go, and usually go at least once a day. Feels good to do it before I sleep or take a nap or get home from work.
it happens, lol, but the water and prunes or prune juice is great advice!! and bran cereal is great too!
