My Penis is Bigger Then Yours

that's not what you were saying last night.

 

I don't need to know the technicalities to use my anatomy correctly.

 

i really don't have a tiny penis

 

Well if I told you the truth I wouldn't get laid, now would I? No. Like you haven't lied about the size...and even quality of the sex.

 

OH, but compared to mine...

 

yea, yea, yea...

and quality, it's hard to have quality sex with you when I'm duct tapped and tied down.

 

I was going through my necrophilia phase and you were moving around too much.

 

My clit is bigger than your penis.

 

:tongue:

Sitting on my face made it well worth it.

That is gross. :ack2:

 

:ack2:uke:

 

thats fine, i look better in panties

 

hahaha

 

What type of parties do you go to where everyone sees you penis?

 

pretty much every party i go to...at some point in the night, i'll be naked

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDBOBt61yHU

my dick can bench press tree fifty
yor dick couldn't shop lift at thrifty

 

what a drunken slut you are.

I don't need to shop for anything with my penis, it's bigger then all of yours that's what really matters when having a penis, doesn't it.

Penis, penis, penis.

 

oh my god i cannot believe you missed the point completely

when it comes to dicks you better believe that mine is bigger than yours and i will shove it down your throat one of these days

 

i don't even need to be drinking. i'm just a slut

 

My dick is so big it has a dick and it's dick is bigger than your dick...

We can close this thread now mods. We've reached our conclusion...

 

...that would be incest.

Hey, I"ve provided a chart to back up my claims... if you show me your proff ass.burn then we can debate a little more...

*sigh*

You should charge, and fund the EA Charity