My Penis is Bigger Then Yours

You, just like the rest of these 'little pricks' have no proof.

 

I have a machete for these kinds of things..

 

For chopping off cocks?

...that's a weird hobbie.

Sicko

 

you will choke on it bitch

i've posted enough pictures of my dick on this forum i don't need anymore proof

 

I can shoot six ounces of jizz in one load.

 

Doesn't count ass.burn.

This thread is official, srs bsns.

 

My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming for more.

 

Hmm, I almost took this into consideration, because of the nifty poem, but it's all lies.

 

Have you not heard the song?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfnr9yueRE&feature=related

It's okay.. I'm happy with my average sized penis.

"It's not the size that counts... It's how you use it".

 

....I haven't actually.

I agree with you, I just wanted to brag about how my penis was bigger then everyone elses... length wise, BBAD has the widest.

You're can be the most effective.

 

Just to keep you guys updated:

It has been confirmed.

Biggest Penis: Enraged Angel
Thickest Penis: BBAD
Largest Load: Death
Biggest Balls: MaryJBlaze
Biggest Titts: Tree Hugger

 

<- dick with the greatest overall volume\displacement.

 

Just how skinny is your dick Angel?

Woooo yeah.

 

My penis looks like a curly frie. They call me piggy.

 

It's a little embarrassing, but I will share.

 

Angel, do you have a vagina as well and if so, can you actually insert your penis into it and thus have really awesome sex with yourself?

 

Oh, that is what that was, you left his in my bathroom.

 

I recently told someone that pigs have corkscrew shaped cocks (and uterus... I'm not sure what that plural is, and I'm not sure I want to know, north american possum's have two.... to match their mates dualcocks, so.... I guess there must be a word for it, I just don't want it) and it was quite traumatizing for them.

 

Yes, and of coarse.

 

Actually, I do......