i wonder what it would feel like to have hot sauce in your cootch.. like if someone was eating spicy food and then gave you oral...
If you're a man and you've taken a piss after chopping up thai red chillies, you'd know it's fucking terrible.
that was going to be my next question i suppose it is important to wash your hands before masturbation before and after
I once knew a guy who put horse lineament on his cock thinking it was lube think bengay, but horse strength.
i don't know what that would do...something bad i assume? i now know how to get back at someone that fucks with me hot sauce and head, hot head if you will i suppose hyphys nickname for me of little devil is well suited
Hubby once made us some really spicy mex dinner- he had bought some insanely spicy peppers by accident... he tried washing his hands a million times with lemon juice to be safe. Wasn't enough. Sometime later in the night , I jumped out of bed and ran running to the bathroom on fire and sat in a cool bath. The next morning his fingers still burnt his eyes when he tried to put contacts in. Wear gloves when prepping spicy food. lesson learned.
Bengay his cock. that will put most guys in crippling pain for enough time that they'll regret anything you tell them to.
puts a whole new spin on the saying fire crotch eh naed i do not know what bengay does..isn't it for arthritis? these are things i am curious about but not too eager to experience
it's for loosening up tight muscles (people use it for arthritis, I don't know if it helps it, that would be a fitzy question) but yeah, it is a cruel joke to play on a mans wang.
That's happened to me before too, oh my god does it hurt. The food my fiance had been cooking and using the peppers for was also entirely too hot for me so it wasn't even like it was worth it in the slightest..
probably like having hot wax...but it won`t be sticky..it will only smell i don`t want to experience it.
