your worst relationship in point form

ok...worst relationship in point form...here i go

-blind date
-lingerie weekness
-pregnant quick
-bipolar hell
-police
-single dad
-start over

 

-Randomly hook up
-Make out
-Drink some more
-Have sex
-I get bored of her
-I dump her
-She cries
-Repeat

 

what is point form?

 

-she was a K addict
-online
-it's too easy to pretend you're in love
-she never paid me back for the time I had to call her back but was out of phone card
-$75!!

 

- Really nice girl
- Easy to relate to
- Intelligent, stimulating conversation
- Okay sex
- Some romance
- One of the best and worse summers of my life
- Girl was suicidal
- I was too immature and inexperienced to be able to deal with her emotional problems
- The end

 

• I
• don't
• know

 

Online? Spill the beans and publicly humiliate her.

*waits*

 

-was my waiter
-went on a date that night
-said he loved me (first date)
-made out
-called me 15 times the next day
-oh wait thats today
-fuck my life, the phone is still ringing

 

- some gay dude hooked us up
- I got her pregnant
- she lied to me about when he was born
- she said she was gonna do the single mom thing she didnt need me
- She didnt even let me see him til he was three months old.
- She moved out refused to pay any bills,
- lost her welfare and wic
- lost her job
- lost her car insurance and drivers license.
- bouncing around from friends houses not paying and they hate her
- now he lives at my house 100% of time
- she never comes to see him but once a week or so.

 

We must be twins. Mine goes:

- pretense
- kiss-rape
- she likes it; we have sex
- she turns co-dependent
- I dump her
- I block her number so not to hear her cry
- repeat well into double digits

 

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Haven't reached double digits yet. Don't really know if I plan to.

 

Nah, I think I met her at a teen forum. If it was through here, she wasn't a regular poster. I'll ask her next time we chit chat.

 

-met through a friend
-got along
-dated forever
-he dealt lsd
-he goes to jail
-gets out
-in my bedroom
-brother beats him up
-in hospital
-broke up lol

 

Good man. At some point I had aspirations of getting into the triple digits. I've come to my senses. :cheers2:

 

-I don't have one bad enough to waste your time with.

 

-Follow to vehicle
-Gag her or him
-take to nearest alleyway
-rape
-repeat.

 

YOU BASTARD!!!

 

ooOooOooh mine's a good one!

-met him in high school
-fell madly in love with him in a few weeks
-thought he was older than he actually was
-dumped him 4 times in the first year then got back with him to stop the begging
-dropped out of school because he missed me too much while I was away
-wasted a couple years of my life waiting for him to get out of high school
-then he left for school while I stayed at home and made me pay for him to visit on weekends
-tried to dump him again but he convinced me that it was just a "bad spell"
-he dumped me four months after that over the phone
-he hasn't spoken to me once since the breakup except to collect his things
-he said "I couldn't conceive of trying to be friends with you"

I left out the finer details, but the extent of it is this: I WASTED FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE.

 

- Met through bunch of geeks at the ripe age of 17
- Thought it was love -> A year later I propose
- Walked in on her in bed with another dude when I was on leave, thinking I'd surprise her. I surprised her all right. Break up then and there, obviously.
- She calls me, is pregnant.
- God gives me a break, miscarriage.

I move on to my next co-dependant relationship two months later..

 

lol!

You're wise beyond your ears, Jimmy.