let us be stereotypical for a minute

im irish, cherokee, and creek (one other small tribe, cant remember what it is...)

i can outdrink most ppl then dance around fires

 

As in Dawson's?

 

No such thing as Yugoslavian anymore. You have to be more specific.

Whichever kind of yugoslav you are, though, you're likely to be violent and thieving.

 

i'm irish, russian, german, french, native american, jew, african, scottish, italian.


the cosmic joke....i'm the punchline

 

Scottish, jewish, british, french

so, I'm an alcoholic surrender monkey with a huge nose who would trade his son for a horse and buggy, but MUST stop at 4:00 for tea.

 

fuck you, no one said this was homework.

Croatian and Serbian.

 

I am Californian..I drink Lattes everyday, live in a $500,000 house and think I am cooler than everyone on the planet

 

Don't forget the fake boobs.

 

I work in fast food, so I must be stupid.

 

I'm against affirmative action - so I'm a racist.

I'm for the legalization of all drugs - so I think all drugs are good.

 

Tiger Woods- - -the athletic skills of a black man with the zen of an Tibet monk

he cant lose

Me- Italian/Sicilian- - must be mobbed up and have Macaroni(not pasta) with the family every Sunday- - - - -Hmmm , that may be too real

 

I'm 50% Scottish and 50% Irish. I'm an alcoholic. I tried golf for awhile but gave up so I could drink more.

 

I'm English/Irish/Italian

I talk with my hand's, I love beer (tooheys, boags, heineken), and I drink tea.

 

Then you should no problem thinking for yourse.....nm, i see the flaw in my logic now.

 

wouldn't a $500,000 house in cali be something of a shanty?

 

Not the real Cali.

 

:rofl: :rofl:

haha i was messin teasin an aus i know, so thats a bit of my like quote line on msn haha :rofl:

 

I'm living in Thailand teaching kids


so I must be a pedo sex-tourist.

 

I spend all day posting meaningless crap on here, and cracking lame gags about tits. Further to that I am a single white scottish male, with a mild alcohol problem, and I smoke cannabis. I must therefore by stupid, and probably a little bit psychotic into the bargain. I'm basically just an arsehole who needs to grow up a bit and get a life.

 

I am from NZ, so I am very close to nature and enjoy a hungi. I love cooking my potatoes underground for long periods of time. I have many Gods, and kiss people by rubbing their noses on mine.

I now have a pretty decent Australian accent. This means I'm very laid back, enjoy watching the footy on the telly, and I can surf.

I have strawberry blonde hair. I'm dumb, I have no common sense, I'm superficial, I love money.
I will get skin cancer.

I'm 18.. I have no idea about life just yet. I go out clubbing every weekend, all weekend, and I have several STIs.

And I am female. I should stay in the kitchen all day. I should clean a lot. I should be a housewife and have several children.