Can Somebody Help Me Become a 100% Hippie.

with an imagination you can be anything, including a liger

 

If I have a strong enough imagination... can I become the proud owner of the posters at HipForums? Not owner of the site itself, but the people here...

Hey, I own one of them, might as well make it a full set.

 

I love you too! peace peace

 

Peace and good fucks, people.

 

I dig it! to you as well

 

LMAO!!! That sounds like me

I would vote for this...

Haha, you've gotten banned like 5 times in these last two or three days. Why?


And what the fuck is a liger?

 

Katie ownz!

 

Why can't you learn to DIE?!?!? At least learn to stay banned, eh.

 

I have not read any other posts, but what I will say is there is NO WAY you or anyone in this day and age can be 100% hippy--------------NO FUCKING WAY.........

You could live and get most of the way there but we know too much. Depend too much.Even if you lived in the woods, lived off the land hundreds of miles from anyone, I can't see how you would live 100% hippy.. Hippies of 20, 30, 40 years ago were not that of the true hippy. You would need to go back many more moons to find the true hippy.

Do your best, live in peace and don't take my advice because it sucks.

Maybe turn to gate68. I know him. A good man for heads up on this.

 

Oh HELL no!
BLACKIE!!!!!!!!!!
Smack this boy and explain to him what a liger is...

 

Haha, at first I thought you told him to smell me....

 

So, you're now a MelonHead, not a 'Banned'?
Heh.
Man, what kind of music is Blind Mellon, I've heard a lot about them.
Also, who is that in your sig?

 

The dude in my sig is only the greatest vocalist ever, Shannon Hoon


You can guess that he was the frontman for Blind Melon.


How to describe them....well.....they're just different....kind of Led Zeppelin, but better imo...and Shannon sounds a lot like Robert Plant, but he kicks Robert's ass anyday.

If you like slower stuff, check out "Mouth Full of Cavities" and "Soul One" and "Life Aint So Shitty" and for more hard/kinda psychedelic sounding stuff check out "Tones of Home", "I Wonder", and "Galaxie"...but all of their songs kick much ass. And of course you've heard "No Rain", who hasn't?

 

Haha what a fucking joke. NO not this thread.. you. You shouild kill yourself to help the world get rid of fucking morons like yourself.

Have a nice day .

 

You just gave me an orgasm, Tyler.

 

Fucking Nathan man, what's that font in your avatar?

 

Which one, the 'Peace' font?

 

thats mean i thought this place was about the love and peace and coming together to enlighten and encourgage.

 

Tyler doesn't know what 'love' and 'peace' means.




Maybe he does, I don't know for sure

 

How to be 100% hippie in 9000 easy steps:
1. STAY OUT OF THE DAMN COFFEE SHOPS MAN. It belongs to us beatnicks. You can't be 100% hippie if you're 1% beatnick. HA!
2.Get head lice, go on dead tour, share your lice with everyone that shares their nugs w/ you.
3.Sleep on the beach with nothing but a blanket out of someones grandmas house.
4.Contemplate life, take too much acid and spend a month contemplating life some more while staring into the flames of a campfire. DON'T USE A CANDLE, candles belong to new age types..you can't be 100% hippie if you're 1% new age.
5. Wear patchy pants with bellbottoms...NOT BAGGY PANTS...you can't be 100% hippie if you're 1% gangster
6. DON'T DOODLE ANARCHY SIGNS when bored...that belongs to the punks and anarchists...how in hell do you expect to be 100% hippie if you're busy being a damn punk??
7. Stop buying hemp and organic. Only yuppies BUY hemp and organic...to be a hippie you must TRADE it. How in hell do you expect to be 100% hippie when you're busy shopping like a damn yuppie??
8. The only things you may do is take baths in the ocean with Dr Brauners soap that you traded your sandles for while wearing a skirt on your head, humming the grateful dead tune "I can't come down", and rubbing teatree and rosemary into your head in the hopes that it'll make the headlice more comfortable.

On that note...I did once meet a person that kept his headlice because he couldn't stand the idea of killing living things that depended on him for life...but don't worry..he was only 1% hippy.