your worst relationship in point form

You seem to have gotten it out of the way early. Now don't repeat it!

 

You were one yourself once. Plus, virginity is an outdated concept made to single people out for having sex.

 

Heres another..

-we hung out at the same bar
-she was a coke slut
-i had coke
-took her to my place
-banged her
-she stole a hundred dollar bill[tooter]
-she stole a bunch of blow
-on the way drivin her home she needed to stop at the store
-told the taxi driver to leave with her still inside store

 

-Was my friend's internet date
-They didn't hit it off, we did
-Hung out and had fun
-He started calling 5 times a day
-Told me his ex was having his baby
-His ex calls me to give me advise on dating him (need to pay more attention to him)
-Start ignoring him
-He marries ex

 

How about this:

-set up by a friend
-clung to me like white on rice (possessive, very jealous)
-constantly on academic probation and got pissed at me for doing things he couldn't
-was insanely jealous of any attention I got from my parents because he didn't get as much from his
-almost killed a guy in middle school
-incredible anger issues that apparently only I could quell
-beat up my best friend (a girl- no reason, really, she just "annoyed him")
-acted like an ass to my family
-lied to me.... all the time
-bullied me into sex
-couldn't keep it up unless I was on top, so that's how it was... every time.

Four years of this. Fucker had the audacity to give me hell after we broke up for dating another guy... Cuz wow, I should have been so broke up about, you know, me dumping him for reasons stated above...

 

And now he is a lonely loser drug addict with no life, no future, and no ambition to improve his circumstances WHATSOEVER! Aren't you glad you got out when you did?

 

you dated him??

 

-Childhood best friend.
-My English professor was her mother
-Proposed and engaged.
-Dealt with my alcoholism by breaking up and getting together a dozen times.
-Codependent hell.
-Cheated, broke up, beat up her annoying platonic male friend.
-Nut house.


That poor girl.

 

my worst relationship was basically a year-night stand with a side of codependency, affairs on each side and it ended with a bang
it was hot though.
sorry i didn't follow format

 

- hit club
- open set
- attract target
- lose obstacle
- build rapport
- pull to pizzeria
- same night lay at her place
- wake up plan day 2
- back and forth text/email
- tells me she's married
- outty 5000 on that ass

 

-met through a friend
-friends for 2 years
-dated a year
-found out he was a bum
-no goals in life and 25
-played guitar hero all day
-told me he loved me
-i broke it off

 

-best friends in highschool
-had a female best friend
-moved in with me
-went to nut house for cheating on me
-got out
- started spending a hell of a lot of time with female friend
-I dump him
-he breaks in a steals my shit
-restraining order

 

I guess I can sort of reply now that I've thought about it.

-Met in 9th grade (he was in 11th) after school in the theatre when I joined drama
-Got caught making out in the prop room by our teacher we so affectionately nicknamed Mitler (awww, I miss her, lol)
-Get an e-mail not too long after that from him telling me he's got a girlfriend and has had one for almost a year from a town an hour away
-Don't talk to each other for a couple of weeks, then start talking again
-Had a flirty relationship, but only went as far as making out a few times...over the course of 3 years
-I grew up and only hung out with him as a friend, but he continued trying to get me to mess around with him, still with original girlfriend
-I start dating one of his best friends and he backs off

Yeah, not terrible, just retarded mostly.

 

is this george bush?this is a stretch for a joke but not bad....i think its funny as hell how you[me too] all can summarize some awful relationships so concisely...well done....need more!