having less intelligence

is very freeing

I respect all of you who are not too bright.

 

i'm borderline retarded. :cheers2:

 

janja! a parody thread?! i expected more from you

 

im lucky to get out of bed every morning and perform the most basic of tasks...

:cheers2: to retards

 

ignorance is bliss.

 

I am slightly behind you

 

...don't forget about muff diving, you do that very well for a retard. :tongue:

 

move in closer. i could go for a good spooning.

 

are you sure you are smart enough to figure out how?

 

I'm creepy. I took a pic of a baby in a jar
I think we're a match made in heaven.

I haven't been myself lately. Summer break in only 2 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

but I only have a fork

 

i kind of assumed the front spoon just laid there and took it...

you just became more attractive to me than you already were. and i'm not even being sarcastic for once.

 

that's ok as long as you use the handle end...

 

If you would like I could give you some training.

 

apparently i need it...

 

Okay, meet me behind the dirty video stored wearing a trench coat and mayonnaise.... I'll take it from there.

Oh, two rubber ducks... can't forget the rubber ducks.

 

i might need training on how to apply mayonnaise to myself first...

 

Okay, well then bring that with you and I will help you apply it.

 

...and is this where you actually make me believe that, we have crazy sex, but then you sneak out and call the police ?

 

Selfrespect is a beautiful thing, Piaf.