This fucking pig flu trash

If I hear one more person tell me they have swine flu in all seriousness I dont even have many friends but every one I do have supposedly has it, and people all over the internet are now saying their families are suffering
"Ohh yes, its been CONFIRMED"
"How do they confirm it?"
"Well my temperature was over a certain number and I have symptoms, you know"
"Right"
"So Im taking this Tamiflu stuff and Im scared I might die"

Youve just got a smegging cold. Youve got a COLD woman! It happens How easily people buy into the hype. Oh 20 odd people have died here, but it could easily reach 60,000 in the next few months. Oh yes

(If I get swine flu, please look after me)

 

I've got a bit of a cold at the minute. If it is the swine it's nowt to worry about! It does all seem a bit hyped like. I can understand some of the worry surrounding babies. But I dare say the majority of adults in this country can handle it

There's the (conspiracy) theory that when bird flu was kicking about the government placed massive orders for anti-virals which only had shelf life of a few years... And that they never really shifted many at the time Could be a spot of spring cleaning going on in the medicine cupboard!

 

Swine flu is nowhere near as dangerous as man flu. My god that's a shitter....

 

I've had manfluenza, I had a sore nose and everything...really bad it was.

 

my flu...was worse than any flu anyone else has ever had

 

I had it last year, it was piggin' awful.

 

I heard it gives you quite a nasty rasher..nothing a little oinkment won't cure though. I'm being serious.

 

I got the diarrhea so bad that it curled up my tail

 

No you're not. Stop telling porkies....

 

Boiled egg!

 

I am...stop hogging all the best pig jokes

 

God, you're such a boar....

 

Haha, nice one dude, that was sow funny

 

the swine flu is just another made up excuse for the government to inject people full of shit to see how humans will react to whatever germs and shit they're working on.

 

Pork scratchings!

 

Uh oh

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20090722/h1n1_090722/20090722?hub=TopStories

 

I've just got over it. Didn't die that I noticed but then perhaps I am just pigging lucky.

 

yeah this swine flu thing is outta control,i work with someone who is always saying she thinks shes got it and it drives me mad!

 

I feel a little off-colour today. I have popped an ibuprofen to allay my symptoms.

I did eat a sausage the other day... *gulp*

 

oooooooo sausage!