are you sexy?

yea so i was just sitting here minding my own business playing super mario world and drinkin beers and listening to some john frusciante like i always do and i looked down and realized got damn i am one sexy mother fucker

i mean, really. words cannot describe.


are you sexy too?



id like to know

 

nope

 

For a Jew?

Extremely.

 

i am not sexy.

 

sucks for you then

 

try online dating

 

HTML:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

 

i'm at my sexiest when i'm shoveling bacon down to mah belly

 

Uh.... Yeah. You think these ladies like my personality??

 

hubby thinks so, I guess that's all that matters

 

I'd tap it, but I dunno how cool I am with the kids watching.

 

I've got a face made for radio. :ack2:

 

It is rather difficult to find a time when the child is asleep.

...but.
Really

you confuse me..
:cheers2:

 

couldve sworn you just said in another thread you don't wanna bone mothers?

 

Yeah, I rethought my statement, and decided that I'd make an exception for you. I really wouldn't have ever guessed that you were a mom if I didn't already know. You look really young for your age too. Beautiful. Good for you.

I was kidding about the kid though... I'm all about the kid watching, or two, or three... the more the better (for my penis).

 

depends on who you ask. me personally...i think im more nerdy than anything

 

:smilielol5: Hahaha. What a nice thing to suddenly realise.

OT: Nope.

Edit:

Pssssh. You're sexy to everyone.

 

^nah, you got this shit

 

I'm more rugged than handsome if that's your question.

 

My mamma always said, "Sexy is as sexy does."