What Help You Getting Over It?

My girlfriend left me about a week ago, at first I was fine, all she did was complain and fucking complain, now I realize I do miss her and I want her back in my life.

I have no idea what to do.

 

You can try masturbation.

If that doesn't help, I'd suggest getting some friends.

If that doesn't help, then read a good book.

If that doesn't help, then get a new girlfriend.

If that doesn't help, hire a prostitute.

If that doesn't help, go to the doctor and get tested for HIV, but also take a vacation.

If that doesn't help, fast and spend a year in silence.

If that doesn't help, kill your ex so that you wouldn't be able to miss her.

If that doesn't help, then consume the body.

If that doesn't help, then at least you won't be hungry, but you should smoke a bowl.

If that doesn't help, then try heroin.

If that doesn't help, then you're doing it wrong... but you might as well just give up.

Give up on it all.

Suicide.

Seriously.

Try it.

 

Those are some interesting suggestions, you've done this before?

 

No, I'm always the one to dump the girls and I don't ever really get emotionally attached enough to people to truly miss them.

 

I actually did have a friend that slit his wrists in the bathtub after his gf left him. I thought he was cool but fuck, what a little pussy. And the loser just died there and let his parents find him

 

I wouldn't go to those extremes, I miss her, but not that much.

 

well, thats good. No broad is worth that much trouble. Personally I find drinking excess amounts of whiskey helps. But that may not be for everyone

 

Yeah, I know a girl that threw herself in front of a train after her bf left her, and that was when she was 22, and she was really good looking too

Now she going through the rest of her life with one leg, all over a guy, and at a time when she wouldnt have had much trouble getting another guy

Weird

 

Yea the kid I knew was 16

 

That is why they say love is equal to being insane, it really is, Picasso for example.

 

As for the original question, you're not really supposed to get over it easily, if you're able to it wasnt that earth shattering in the first place, no quick fix is going to solve it

 

first, what do you miss? not the complaining i'd wager. many people feel the need for a romantic partner, and will cling to it even if its bad for them. you don't say how old you are, but the best advice i can give accept it and chalk it up to experience. accept that what has happened (complaints, fights, earth shattering sex, breakups, ruined dinners etc) cannot be changed. even if you get back together in the future, you have to grow around the past, like a tree grows around a fence or wire. forever embedded. sure you can pick at the wounds and explore them, the whys and hows, learn how you are damaged, but do not dwell on it.
accept life as it is, and try to make good decisions. never regret, because its a waste of energy.
good luck, feel free to pm me.

 

Go sleep with a bunch of other women.

 

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I think I'd watch lots of Larry David. I'm totally j/k, btw.

 

Let a little time go by, then try to talk to her about the relationship problems and what might be done to fix them. Moving too fast on that looks like pressure or desperation. If the situation is unfixable, nothing but time will make you feel better.