Well since I can't post in the politics forum, I'll just post this here. It's a pretty good Bush joke I saw on another site. More than likely some people on here will enjoy it... President Bush is visiting a school where a class is discussing words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead a discussion on the word, "tragedy". Bush asks if anyone can give him an example of a tragedy, a boy stands up. "If my best friend were playing in the street and a car ran him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an accident, son." A little girl then raises her hand: "if a school bus with 40 children on board drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not, missy," explains the President, "that would be a great loss." The room goes quiet. Finally after an embarrassing silence, way at the back of the class a small boy raises his hand. "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs Bush were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens by a terrorist, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," says Bush, "and why would that be a tragedy, son?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure wouldn't be a great loss."
